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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian Leaf Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!Happy Hippo I i..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Super Indonesian Red (Happy Hippo II)Indo Super Red, formerly 'Happy Hippo II' is made with fre..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green)Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Our Best Seller. Current Lot [10/2017]..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo!!(Our Highest Rated Strain)Wooo hooo!Sumatra Red formerly called "Magic Hippo", is ..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hippo'.Tends to be quite slow but not an overbearing aroma. ..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

High Quality Stem & Vein PowderProduct is from our Happy Hippo I (no inferior Thai strains)Stem ..

$30.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Productive White Leaf Aromatherapy! 'White Hippo' dubbed 'Productive White Hippo' is a moderate-fast..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderat..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo (Slowest Strain)Give our Red Horn a try, it's IDEAL if you are slowThe Ideal VER..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Golden Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)Sunshine (Yellow) is often considered about the same speed as Hyper ..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!High-Quality Yellow Leaf Indonesian PowderIndo Super Yellow, formerly 'Snuggie Hippo' ..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo (Maeng Da White)Our Fastest, Most Vibrant Strain.Maeng Da - White or 'Rockstar Hippo'..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')We feel that our 'Red Hot Hippo' is the highes..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant MalaysianPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant KratomHum..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Promising New Unique Strain July 2017Slow Happy AromatherapyTer..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smoother Maeng Da Green)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular '..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Uncommon White Vein Sumatra Leaf*Best New Product of 2017*If you like the Sumatra varieties, give th..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde - A Less Common Strain of Bali!New Strain 4/11/2017!Rare variety of Bali (Yellow)!..

$12.00

Lucky 8 Hippo (Super Green Mix)

Lucky 8 Hippo (Super Green Mix)

*New October 2017!Lucky Green Hippo! (Super Green Mix)'Lucky 8 Green Hippo'(Combination of Our Green..

$13.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!Kilogram (1000 grams) sizes will be restocked in early OctoberCon..

$20.00

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract from Fiji(30% Kavalactone Dehydrated Kava Juice Extract)100% Noble KavaKava Juice..

$15.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth - "Bali"!   Terms of UseW..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

**New October 19** "Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali)Introductory price: 30-40% Off!T..

$9.00