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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack
Newbie Hippo Starter Pack! If you want to try our exotic teas you should start here - Each starter..
$35.00
Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)
Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian Exotic Tea LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced) Try the O..
$12.00
Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)
Super Indonesian Red Tea Leaf (Happy Hippo II)Projected Speed: Moderate-Slow (Balanced)* Generally c..
$12.00
Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)
Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Tea from IndonesiaOur Best Seller.Projected Speed: ..
$15.00
Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)
April 8: We hope to have the capsules back soon... (realistically: probably in May)We have Phen..
$25.00
Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)
April 11: Magic is Back! (A few days early)Full restock should be soon.Magic Hippo!! (Highest Rated ..
$15.00
Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)
Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..
$12.00
Indo Super White (White Hippo)
"Productive" White Hippo Leaf, tea ideal for non-physical productivityProductive White Leaf Aromathe..
$12.00
Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)
Pleasant Green Hippo! (Exotic Sumatra Green Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra for..
$12.00
Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)
Smiley Horned Hippo Exotic Tea (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our R..
$12.00
Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)
Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Sunshine (Yellow) is often considered about the same spee..
$14.00
Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)
Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..
$12.00
Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)
(Maeng Da White Exotic Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)Maeng Da - White or 'R..
$14.00
Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)
Maeng Da - Red Exotic Tea Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast (Pr..
$14.00
Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)
Elite Elephant, the original Elite Malaysian strain :-)Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic T..
$12.00
Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)
FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Tea Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!Fire Hippo is a new one! And We a..
$12.00
Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)
Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green Exotic Tea)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our ..
$12.00
Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)
Sky Hippo!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra Tea LeafProjected Speed: Mode..
$12.00
Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)
Happy Hippo's Organic Green Tea Powder*NEW*Size: 4oz (112 grams)Serving size: 1/2 to 1 Teaspoon (~45..
$20.00
Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)
New January 8 2018! (Feel the Thunder!)2/5: Even more positive feedback...1/23: A lot of good feedba..
$14.00
Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)
WILL RESTOCK APRIL 6 2018! (Finally got it...) Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doct..
$20.00
Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)
March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Available too) Raw Golden Maca Powder (Origin:..
$8.00
Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)
2/16: King Solomon Kava Juice Extract is back!This batch is the original Kava Juice Extract from the..
$15.00
Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)
Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic tea!This is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic Bali teaPr..
$12.00
Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)
1/20 New Hulu Exotic Tea Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]Projected ..
$12.00
Smart Weigh Digital Scale
Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..
$20.00
Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)
"Red Vein Thai (Rural) Exotic Tea"Projected Speed: Fast (Active/Vibrant)An affordable, Red Thai Tea ..
$6.00
Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)
Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..
$10.00
Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)
"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Tea)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Slo..
$12.00
Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)
April 17: White Horned Rhino 40-65% Off! 'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic TeaProjected Speed: Slow ..
$8.00
Ho Chi Minh Hippo (Green & Yellow Viet)
New: April 6 2018Introductory price: 20% Off! "Ho Chi Minh Hippo" (Rare Mix)(Light Green & ..
$8.00
Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)
[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..
$15.00
Malaysian Super White (Fly Hippo)
*TOTALLY NEW - January 2018*"Fly Hippo" (Elite White Malaysian Exotic Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Most..
$12.00
Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)
April 13: Moringa will be restocked in 7 daysHappy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa lea..
$15.00
Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)
Early April Sale (30-40% Off)Green Maeng Da Exotic Tea (Rural) 30-40% Off 1 & 4oz sizes!1oz: $64..
$6.00
Common Rural Brown Indo (Common Brown Indo)
April 18: Flash Sale! 40-60% Off!(Common Brown aka Rare Dark Red Indonesian)1oz: $64oz: $22Projected..
$6.00