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30-40% Off Select Kilogram Sizes
(While Overstock Supplies Last)

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian Leaf Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!* Kilogram Sizes wil..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

September 25: 1oz & 4oz HH2 RestockedKilogram sizes ~33% OFF (3 units remain)Indo Super Red, for..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper KG Sizes should be back near to or before Oct 1.Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's M..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo!!(Our Highest Rated Strain)Wooo hooo!Sumatra Red formerly called "Magic Hippo", is ..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hippo'. Tends to be quite slow but not an overbearing aroma. ..

$12.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

9/23: Temporary ~30% Off on These Kilogram Sizes!1 Kilogram Size left! 9/25 (11pm)Productive Aromath..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

* Kilogram Sizes = Temporary 33% Discount (9 available)Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Green Su..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

The Ideal VERY Slow (Happy) Aroma4oz size slightly reduced price (minor overstock)Horned - Super Red..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Golden Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)Sunshine (Yellow) is often considered about the same speed as Hyper ..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

4oz Snuggie Hippo (Super Indo Yellow) 33% OffSnuggie Hippo!9/26: 1oz Sold Out Again, Will Restock So..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest, Most Vibrant Strain.Maeng Da - White formerly 'Rockstar Hippo' is a very vibrant strain..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Kilogram sizes will be restocked soon!We feel ..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

9/25: Temporary Elite Malay KG Sale ~30% Off!1 KG size remains 9/25 11:48pmSuper Green Elephant Mala..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

9/23: Kilogram Price Reduced ~30% - While Supplies Last!3 KG Sizes Remain 9/26Peaceful Hippo! (Super..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smoother Maeng Da Green)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular '..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

9/25: 9 Units Remain = KG Sale ~33% Off Usual Price!Rare White Vein Sumatra Leaf*Best New Product of..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Temporary Sale Price ~33+% Off = July 2017 BatchBali Elite BlondeNew Strain 4/11!Rare variety of Bal..

$7.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!Kilogram (1000 grams) sizes will be restocked in early OctoberCon..

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth - "Bali"!   Disclaimer on..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

Common Brown (Dark Red) IndoCurrent Batch 9/23: Surprisingly High Quality for Common StrainCommon Br..

$6.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

**NEW - LIMITED SUPPLY**Hippo T-Shirts on a soft, vintage-looking cotton fabric!Puddles (Happy Hippo..

$10.00