August 15 (Free 1 OZ Hero Hippo)!
All August 15 Orders Paid For By 11:00pm EST Will Receive a Free 1oz of our Unreleased "Hero Hippo" (Maeng Da-Java Green/White Fusion)
Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
We are a small business - but we ship orders very quickly!
SAME DAY SHIPPING IF YOU ORDER BEFORE 4PM EST (WEEKDAYS)
WE ARE GIVING DISCOUNTS (NON-CREDIT CARD ORDERS)
eCheck 10% off (No limits)
Mobile Check 15% off (Min order $200)
Bitcoin 15% off! (No limits)
Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!
If you want to try our exotic leaves you should start here -
Happy Hippo IThe Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced) See..
Happy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happy Hip..
Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..
May 25: Restocked Hippo Phenibut Capsules! (Finally...)Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!..
Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated Strain ***Wooo hooo!Sumatra Red formerly..
Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..
Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our Red Hor..
Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)See a..
July 25: Pretty low stock. Full-Restock in Early August.Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yel..
Aug 15: Rockstar Hippo 40-75% Off!!!* Sale likely to end Thursday, Rockstar is our 2nd most popular ..
RED HOT HIPPO!Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')P..
Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic LeafPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elepha..
FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!This one is good. Real good.Fire Hipp..
August 15th: The Return of Super Mojo Hippo :D Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green E..
Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProj..
THUNDER HIPPO!!! 2018's MOST POPULAR NEW STRAIN![Fast Rating 11/10]4/25: Rivaling Rockstar & Hyp..
Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!
Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary s..
July 27th - New/Fresh Batch available! :-) March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Av..
Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic, grainy Ba..
1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]Projected Spee..
Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..
Happy Hippo's Strongest Leaf for June/July?** The positive feedback on Ghost has been more than any ..
Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..
"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Sl..
Aug. 6th: Full Restock! 'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/H..
[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..
Slowwww-Mo Hippo! (New, June 1!)SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf disc..
April 22: Full Restock!Happy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa leaf is a super nutrition..
Aug 12: Overstocked! 25% Off Lot 8-2018* Currently $6/oz (before any checkout discounts)Green Maeng ..
May 11: New! "Viet Dong" HippoThe Rare FAST Viet LeafFast(er) Rare Special Light Golden Vietnamese L..
July 2018: New "Osho Hippo" (Maeng Da Emerald)!8/10: Bhagwan has been moved from "Fast" to "Moderate..
* Introductory price @ 15-20% OffYOLO Hippo! (Supreme Dark Maeng Da)July 18: Completely New! "Yolo" ..
July 22: New! "Big Country" (Common) Bali (Green Leaf)
High-Quality Bali, affordable price
New 'Electric Elephant' Is Here to Stay:
Electric Elephant (Ultra Green Malaysian)
Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FU..