Happy Hippo Botanicals & Exotic Tea
We are a small business - but we ship orders very quickly!
WE ARE GIVING DISCOUNTS (NON-CREDIT CARD ORDERS)
eCheck 10% off (Max order $480)
Mobile Check 20% off (Min order $100)
Bitcoin 25% off! (No limits)
Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!
If you want to try our exotic teas you should start here -
Try the ORIGINAL HAPPY HIPPO STRAIN!Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian Exotic Tea LeafProjected ..
May 18: End of Week Sale! 40-70% Off Happy Hippo II!Try our original Red Indonesian strain!* Sale li..
Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Tea from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pro..
April 8: We hope to have the capsules back soon... (realistically: probably in May)We have Phen..
April 11: Magic is Back! (A few days early)Full restock should be soon.Magic Hippo!! (Highest Rated ..
Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..
Pleasant Green Hippo! (Exotic Sumatra Green Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra for..
Smiley Horned Hippo Exotic Tea (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our R..
Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Sunshine (Yellow) is often considered about the same spee..
Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..
(Maeng Da White Exotic Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)Maeng Da - White or 'R..
Maeng Da - Red Exotic Tea Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast (Pr..
Elite Elephant, the original Elite Malaysian strain :-)Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic T..
May 21: First Fire Hippo 40-75% Off Weekly Sale!!Try our 'Best New Slow Strain of 2018'* Sale likely..
Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green Exotic Tea)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our ..
Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra Tea Leaf..
Happy Hippo's Organic Green Tea PowderSize: 4oz (112 grams)Serving size: 1/2 to 1 Teaspoon (~45-90 S..
4/25: Rivaling Rockstar & Hyper Hippo's popularity 2/5: Even more positive feedback... ..
Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!
Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary s..
March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Available too)
Raw Golden Maca Powder
2/16: King Solomon Kava Juice Extract is back!This batch is the original Kava Juice Extract from the..
Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic tea!This is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic Bali teaPr..
May 14: Superior Hulu 1/20 New Hulu Exotic Tea Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less C..
Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..
April 27: Friendly Ghost Hippo! *NEW*Woooo it's.... Ghost Hippo!Borneo Super WhiteProjected speed: M..
Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..
"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Tea)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Slo..
'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic TeaProjected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)White Horned Rhino (Super..
[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..
April 22: Full Restock!Happy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa leaf is a super nutrition..
Early April Sale (30-40% Off)Green Maeng Da Exotic Tea (Rural) 30-40% Off 1 & 4oz sizes!1oz: $64..
May 11: New! "Viet Dong" Hippo The Rare FAST Viet LeafFast(er) Rare Special Light Golden Vietnamese ..