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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack! If you want to try Mitra, you should start here - Each starter pack con..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

1/18: Full Restock Again! 6kg Available1/12: Full Restock! 5kg AvailableHappy Hippo I - Super Green ..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Feb 16: Happy Hippo II (4oz) 40-50% Off!* a tech issue limited Monday's sale - we put up another 125..

$8.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

1/23: Full Restock!!!Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Our Best Seller.Projected Speed: Fast (Produc..

$15.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo!! (Highest Rated Strain)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated Stra..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

1/18: No 1oz Available at the moment1/12: 1oz, 4oz, KG Restocked again!Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, '..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

2/16: We have only 10 4oz Bags right nowRestock is likely to be in late March or early AprilHigh Qua..

$25.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

"Productive" White Hippo, ideal for non-physical productivityProductive White Leaf Aromatherapy!Proj..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

1/18: Full Restock (Just 2 KG available)1/6: Full Restock!Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Proje..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

1/24/18: Full Restock! (3 KG available)1/5/18: Restocked our slowest type (SmileyHorned)!Smiley..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

2/16: Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Yellow) 40-50% Off! ** Sale likely to end Saturday afternoon!1/1..

$8.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/Relaxing..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

1/29: Full Restock (All Sizes)Rockstar Hippo (Maeng Da White)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)We ..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

1/19: Full Restock! (5 KG Available)12/23: We finally got this one restocked!Super Green Elite Eleph..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy) Promising New Uniqu..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

2/16: Super Mojo Kilogram Size 15-20% Off (8 Bags for Sale)Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da G..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

1/26: Restocked! 3 KG availableSky HippoUncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (B..

$12.00

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Happy Hippo's Organic Green Tea Powder*NEW*Size: 4oz (112 grams)Serving size: 1/2 to 1 Teaspoon (~45..

$20.00

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

New January 8 2018! (Feel the Thunder!)2/5: Even more positive feedback...1/23: A lot of good feedba..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

1/18: Restocked but only 2 KG available12/7: New Phenibut 12-2017 is Here! Lot: 12-2017 Potency..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

January 18 - Raw Maca Restocked! (50 & 250 gram sizes)Raw Golden Maca Powder(Origin: Peru Andes ..

$7.50

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

2/16: King Solomon Kava Juice Extract is back!This batch is the original Kava Juice Extract from the..

$15.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Mitra on earth - "Bali"!This is VERY GOOD BALI - not stu..

$12.00

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

1/20 New Hulu Mitra! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]Projected Speed: Slo..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..

$20.00

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

2/16: ~50 1oz Remain1/29: Restocked! (7 KG available)Intro Price - "RED VEIN THAI" @ 10-20% Off ..

$7.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

1/29: Fully Restocked! (3 KGs available)**New October 19** "Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf R..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

1/12: Full Restock! (3kg available)'Super White Horned Rhino' Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/H..

$12.00

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

1/23: Final batch of 'Chill Hippo' (Yellow Kali)***NEW DECEMBER 2017***Yellow Kalimantan Leaf from t..

$12.00

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

* 2/14: We have about 15 bags of each size leftHigh-Alkaloid Kava Root (West Fiji Islands)* This is ..

$10.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Shilajit is back! Happy Hippo Himalaya Premium Shilajit* "Shilajit" is not a Mitra product, it ..

$15.00

Malaysian Super White (Fly Hippo)

Malaysian Super White (Fly Hippo)

*TOTALLY NEW - January 2018*"Fly Hippo" (Elite White Malaysian)Projected Speed: Moderate/FastAbout O..

$12.00

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Happy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa leaf is a super nutrition superfood supplement, ..

$15.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da (Rural) 10-20% Off!Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm![READ REALISTIC EXPECTAT..

$7.00

Samarinda Mitragyna (Scarce Samarinda)

Samarinda Mitragyna (Scarce Samarinda)

*NEW* Super Rare Samarinda Mitra"Scarce Samarinda" (1:1 Green & White mix)Samarinda is a very ra..

$12.00