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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I is back in stock! Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!Happy Hippo I is one of our..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II is back!Indo Super Red, formerly 'Happy Hippo II' is made with freshly harvested..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain! Hyper Hippo is a vibrant light gr..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is 99.5% pure Phenibut.Each..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo is Back! (Our Highest Rated Strain)Limited amounts remain until new batch arrives by sai..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo is back too!Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra formerly 'Sleepy Hippo' tends to be very sl..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

Puddles brought too much S&V back from Indonesia, so we are selling it for ~40% offReduced Overs..

$16.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

White Hippo Indonesian Disclaimer on Kratom Raw Powder Products We DO NOT sell Kratom as..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderate strain with a ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley "Red Horned" Hippo is Back!The Ideal Slow (Happy) StrainHorned - Super Red Hippo formerly 'Sm..

$13.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

New! Happy Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Yellow/Gold)  Disclaimer on Kratom Raw Powder Products..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!Indo Super Yellow, formerly 'Snuggie Hippo' is yellow strain from Indonesia.   ..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest Vibrant Strain.Maeng Da - White formerly 'Rockstar Hippo' is a very vibrant strain and w..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')We feel that our 'Red Hot Hippo' is the highes..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elephant Malaysian Back!Puddles cousin, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant Kratom!Mr. ..

$12.00

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Puddles thinks this Viet batch (March 2016) is the most underrated batch of all time. It's quite g..

$10.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hyper Hippo' (Moderate Maeng Da).  Di..

$14.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White, a unique high-demand strain.If you like the Sumatra varieties, give this one a shot.E..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde

Bali Elite Blonde

Bali Elite Blonde This Week's 40-50% Off 1&4oz Sale!New Strain 4/11!Rare variety of Bali (Yellow..

$8.00

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is nearly 100% (99.5%) pure Phenibut...

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Top Shelf Happy Hippo Will Be Back Soon!Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth ..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your exotic aromatherapy powders!..

$15.00

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

We Have a Few Common Brown (Dark Red) IndonesianCommon Brown Indonesian is a slow strain.Disclaimer ..

$5.00