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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, this is where to start.Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I is back in stock! Try the original Happy Hippo strain!**ALL SALES ARE FINAL DUE TO LEG..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II (Super Red Indonesian is Back, Finally!)note: Our credit processor can only process L..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Our Most Popular Powder - Hyper Hippo is back!**Due to Legal uncertainty: ALL KRATOM SALES ARE FINAL..

$15.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo is Back! Wooo hooo!Due to Legal Uncertainty, All Sales Are Finalnote: Our credit card pr..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo is back too!Due to legal uncertainty - ALL SALES ARE FINALnote: Our processor can only ..

$12.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

White "Productive" Hippo is Back!Due To Legal Uncertainty ALL SALES ARE FINALnote: Our credit proces..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderate strain with a ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley "Red Horned" Hippo is Back!The Ideal Slow (Happy) StrainDue to Legal Uncertainty - ALL SALES ..

$13.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie (Indo Super Yellow) is back too!Due to Legal Uncertainty ALL SALES ARE FINALnote: Our credit..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar will be restocked soon!Our Fastest Vibrant Strain. Energetic, Good For Physical Activity!Du..

$15.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Due to Legal Uncertainty - ALL SALES ARE FINAL..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elephant Malaysian Back!Puddles cousin, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant Kratom!Mala..

$12.00

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Vietnamese Green (Viet Hippo)

Puddles thinks this Viet batch (December 2016) is the most underrated batch of all time. It's quit..

$10.00

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Kapuas (Hulu Hippo)

Hulu Hippo (Red Hulu) Is Back!note: Our credit card processor can only process less than $800 on mos..

$10.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hyper Hippo' (Moderate Maeng Da). You ..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut is Back!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is nearly 100% (99.5%) pure P..

$20.00

Hippo Maca (Organic Raw Powder)

Hippo Maca (Organic Raw Powder)

Organic Raw Maca Powder from Peru Our Maca is sold has a bulk raw powder, with no instructions for ..

$8.00

King Solomon Hippo 100% Noble Kava (Organic Instant Kava Juice Extract Raw Powder)

King Solomon Hippo 100% Noble Kava (Organic Instant Kava Juice Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract is super strong!(Much different than regular Kava root)Happy Hippo's "King Solomo..

$40.00

Hippo Piracetam (Raw Powder)

Hippo Piracetam (Raw Powder)

Happy Hippo Piracetam Raw Powder99.9% Hippo Piracetam (confirmed by Lab Assay) is sold as a raw powd..

$7.50

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Top Shelf Elite Green Bali Is Back...And 1oz & 4oz on 40-50% Off Sale (While Sale Supply Lasts)!..

$8.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders!..

$15.00