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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

11/28: Many compliments on recent batch: 11 and 12-2017!Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian LeafP..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Super Indonesian Red (Happy Hippo II)Projected Speed: Moderate-Slow (Balanced)* Generally considered..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Our Best Seller.Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Truly E..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

12/7: Small Restock [Low Supply]* Bad Flood has effected our farmer, we hoping for a full restock by..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hippo'Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite sl..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

12/15: We will have more Stem and Vein this month. Thankfully, you won't have to wait until January ..

$35.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

"Productive" White Hippo, ideal for non-physical productivityLate Sale week generally ends on Saturd..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra formerly "Pleasant ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

12/6: Smiley Horned - Only 1oz remainRestock will be on/before 12/9Smiley Horned Hippo (Slowest Stra..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

12/13: Fully Restocked! Golden Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Ene..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

12/5: Kilo size out of stock[Will restock KG mid-December]Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Yellow Leaf)P..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo (Maeng Da White)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)Maeng Da - White or 'Ro..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

12/13: Small Restock (5 Kilo Sizes Added)12/12: Wow nearly sold out again..12/7: Fully Restocked! (5..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant MalaysianPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant KratomPro..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy) Promising New Uniqu..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hy..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

12/3: We have restocked the KG sizes (5 available)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProjected Speed: M..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

11/28: No KG sizes remain right nowBali Elite Blonde - A Less Common Strain of Bali!Projected Speed:..

$12.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

12/7: New Phenibut 12-2017 is Here! Lot: 12-2017 Potency tests at 99.63%Our Legendary Happy Hip..

$20.00

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

* only 1/2 KG sizes remainRestocking Mid-Late DecemberKava Juice Extract (Fiji Islands)(30% Kavalact..

$15.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

12/9: Top-Shelf Bali Restocked! KG size available!Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom..

$12.00

Santa Hippo (Green & Red Mix)

Santa Hippo (Green & Red Mix)

Santa Hippo 2017!This year's Santa Hippo is a mix of - Greens: Super Green Malaysian & Happy Hip..

$10.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Intro Price - "RED VEIN THAI" @ 20-30% Off (From Little Rural Farm)"Common Red Vein Thai"Projec..

$6.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

**New October 19** "Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

'Super White Horned Rhino' Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)White Horned Rhino (Super Whit..

$12.00

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

***NEW***12/3: Introducing 'Chill Hippo'! Yellow Kalimantan Leaf from the little farm in Rural ..

$12.00

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

High-Alkaloid Kava Root (West Fiji Islands)* This is not 'enhanced' or extracted Kava - it is 100% R..

$10.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Happy Hippo Himalaya Premium Shilajit* "Shilajit" is not a Mitragyna (Kratom) product, it is a diffe..

$15.00