Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack!
($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!)
NEW: Hard Hat Hippo LIMITED Edition Labor Day Mix!
Thunder Hippo + White Maeng Da [Special Ed..
Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs)
The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs!
Projected Speed: ..
September 16: Fire Hippo SALE!!
Red Malay Kratom Powder (Warm Soul & Serenity)
Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember!
If you like our company and products –..
Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen)
The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf!
Super Green Borneo Kratom Powd..
This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market.
This Kava actually ‘does somethi..
White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure)
White Horn Kratom Powder
Why Buy White Horn Kr..
Lightning Hippo (White Thai Elite – Very Very Fast)
Lightning Hippo is the cousin to ‘Thunder Hi..
Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm)
Yellow Vietnam Kratom
Not many people know how..
Why Buy Gold Bali Kratom? [Effects]
Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare G..
Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse)
Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF*
Why Buy Green ..
Jolly Green Hippo (Powerful Focus + Stimulated Mind)
Green Sundanese Kratom – Fast Leaf for Your ..
Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength)
Green Vein Thai Kratom
Why Buy Green Vein Th..
Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter
(Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz)
Happy Hippo Maxin n’ Relaxin Pack (9 oz. Total)
(Limited Edition – Only 200 Bundles Available!)
Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being)
Red Bali Kratom Powder
Why Buy Red Bali K..
Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe)
Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder
Reference the Happy H..
Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack!
Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack!
Digital Scales are back in stock!!!
DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..
Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination)
Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder
Why Buy Red Borneo K..
Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe)
White Hulu Kratom
If you are a fan of “Hulu ..
The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever?
“Supreme Dark Horn” (Slow As It Comes)
Platinum White Bali!
The ‘Moderate’ (Slightly Fast) Bali Leaf.
“The Anti-Negativity Leaf” (Re..
Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost)
White Maeng Da Powder
Why Buy White Maeng Da? [Effects..
Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW*
(Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings)
Thunder “Diamond” Hippo (Max Energy & Motivation)
Our 3rd Most Popular Leaf! The Fastest Leaf!
Sunshine Hippo Is Back!!! Yay!
(Optimistic Energy & Glow)
Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects]
Golden Maca Powder for sale!
(Origin: Peru Andes Mountains)
Consult a physician before using R..
September 14: Top-Shelf Bali Sale!
* Late August and September Batches = very potent
The way ..
Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram)
Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..
Smiley Horned Hippo is Finally Back!!!!
Happy Hippo’s “Slowest” (Happiest & Most Physically/Psych..
Magic Hippo (Magical & Soothing Relief)
“The Magical Hippo” (Puddles’ Favorite Leaf)
Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut)
Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder
Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..
Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic)
Hilariously dubbed the “Housework Leaf” for its abil..
NEW: Super Instant Fijian Waka Kava Root!
(Super Potent: Superior Root Only – No Inferior St..
*Current: CBD Oil must be purchased with eCheck/Bitcoin
(100% THC-FREE, Legal in all 50 states @ ..
Buy White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules
Order High-Quality Rockstar Hippo Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]:
BUY AKUAMMA (MITRA-ALTERNATIVE) @ 20% Off!
This is the "20x" Akuamma Extract - the strongest form..
Hyper Hippo Capsules! (our most popular Leaf)
Buy Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules
Elite Elephant (Smooth Clean Energy)
The Way an Elite Green Malaysian Leaf Should Be
Why Buy Gre..
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PENS WORK GREAT – BUT CONSIDER PENS TO BE UNFLAVORED
These are our n..
OUT OF STOCK
Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until October or ea..
OUT OF STOCK UNTIL OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER
Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be..
Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off *Try Me!*
Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..
Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder
July 27: Stem & Vein (4oz Bags) back in stock!!!