Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains) If you want to try our exotic leaves you s..

$35.00

Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..

$15.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I !!!The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II Try our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Hap..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

May 25: Restocked Hippo Phenibut Capsules! (Finally...)Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!..

$30.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic (Famous Magical) Hippo Red Sumatra!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated..

$14.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Try our SLOWEST (potentially, Happiest) Leaf!Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Spee..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)See a..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

July 25: Pretty low stock. Full-Restock in Early August.Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yel..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!)(Elite Maeng Da White Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic LeafPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elepha..

$12.00

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

November 12: Fire Hippo 40-70% Off 1&4oz!!!Puddles Hippo is a volunteer firefighter sometimes.....

$8.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

10 KG Remain...10 1/2 KG availableOctober 29: Super Mojo Hippo's "Future" Update -(we will not be ca..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProj..

$12.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Nov 13: Thunder Hippo 33-66% 1 & 4 oz!!!* Probably the final sale of the year on 2018's MOST POP..

$10.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary s..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

July 27th - New/Fresh Batch available! :-) March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Av..

$8.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic, grainy Ba..

$12.00

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

-WHITE HULU IS THE BEST HULU-1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Com..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..

$20.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Friendly Ghost HippoHappy Hippo's Strongest Leaf for Summer?** The positive feedback on Ghost has be..

$12.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Bali Red Dragon Hippo (Bali Red)

Bali Red Dragon Hippo (Bali Red)

"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Sl..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

White Rhino = Our Most Underrated Leaf!'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (..

$12.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..

$15.00

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Slowwww-Mo Hippo! (New, June 1!)SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf disc..

$12.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm! [READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW] Green Maeng Da via ..

$7.00

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

Fast(er) Rare Light Golden Vietnamese LeafMost Viet Leaf is Green, This one is YellowProjected speed..

$12.00

Maeng Da Emerald Special (Bhagwan Osho Hippo)

Maeng Da Emerald Special (Bhagwan Osho Hippo)

"Osho Hippo" - The Moderate Maeng Da8/10: Osho has been moved from "Fast" to "Moderate", however it ..

$14.00

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

July 22: New! "Big Country" (Common) Bali (Green Leaf) High-Quality Bali, affordable price Green B..

$7.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FU..

$20.00

Maeng Da/Java Green & White Fusion (Hero Hippo)

Maeng Da/Java Green & White Fusion (Hero Hippo)

New! Hero Hippo (aka Superhero Hippo)!!"Might Make You Think You Are a Superhero!"This is an interes..

$12.00

Thai Green Atomic (Atomic Green Thai Hippo)

Thai Green Atomic (Atomic Green Thai Hippo)

Aug 31: New Atomic Green Thai Hippo!!!!A Thai that brings the energy/enthusiasm but not the yucky.At..

$12.00

Malaysian Superior White (Ragin' Cajun Hippo)

Malaysian Superior White (Ragin' Cajun Hippo)

NEW LEAF!Ragin' Cajun Hippo - *MOST LIKELY HERE TO STAY, BIG WINNER* "Ragin Cajun" is a dedicat..

$14.00

Horny Hippo (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

HORNY HIPPO - New October 5 2018 (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)..

$25.00

Sumatra/Borneo Crimson Mix  (Spooky Hippo)

Sumatra/Borneo Crimson Mix (Spooky Hippo)

Nov 11: We will have about 70 1oz available later this weekHappy Halloween Hippo = Crimson Sumatra/B..

$14.00