Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
(For Adults 21+ Only)

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Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains)If you want to try our exotic leaves you sho..

$35.00

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..

$15.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I !!!The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)..

$15.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happ..

$14.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..

$17.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut.Do not use Hap..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic (Famous Magical) Hippo Red Sumatra!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated..

$17.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$14.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo (Sumatra Green) Consider this "Pleasant Green Hippo 2.0". It is the same G..

$14.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Try our SLOWEST (potentially, Happiest) Leaf!Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Spee..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

March 20: Sunshine Hippo 33-66% Off 1 & 4oz!!!A sale on a Hippo favorite! * Sunshine Sale likely..

$9.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..

$14.00

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!)(Elite Maeng Da White Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf(a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast..

$15.00

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)This one is good. Real good.I can't tell you how Happy w..

$14.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)I..

$14.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder HippoProjected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)See a neat chart to compare this to the r..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Happy Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut. Do not use Happy Hip..

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

"The BEST Non-Generic Bali on Planet Earth"Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VER..

$14.00

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

-WHITE HULU IS THE BEST HULU-1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Com..

$14.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

It's Friendly Ghost Hippo!!!Woooo it's.... Ghost Hippo!Borneo Super WhiteProjected speed: Moderate-F..

$14.00

Pink Happy Hippo Shirt

Pink Happy Hippo Shirt

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Bali Elite Red)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Slowest, Happ..

$14.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

White Rhino = Our Most Underrated Leaf!'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (..

$14.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

* Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but WILL contain 10 or 50 grams o..

$15.00

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Slowwww-Mo Hippo!SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf discourage you, thi..

$14.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm![READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW] Green Maeng Da via Ve..

$8.00

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

"Wild Yellow/Viet Dong Hippo"!!"Wild Yellow Hippo" formerly "Viet Dong Hippo"Please Note - Name Chan..

$14.00

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

High-Quality Bali, affordable priceGreen Bali from the Little Rural Farm! [READ REALISTIC EXPECTATI..

$9.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FULLY cGMP compli..

$20.00

Thai Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

Thai Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

New Atomic Green Thai Hippo!A Thai that brings the energy/enthusiasm but not the yucky.Atomic Green ..

$14.00

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

HORNY HIPPO (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)"Horny Hippo" was a y..

$25.00

Mambog Filipino Green/Red Fusion (Lumberjack Hippo)

Mambog Filipino Green/Red Fusion (Lumberjack Hippo)

March 18: Popular new Lumberjack will return in a week or 2...March 18: 7 1oz Units Left!Lumberjack ..

$14.00

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

New, Strong Instant Kava Juice Extract 30%!Super Juice Extracted directly from a mature Kava Plant -..

$20.00

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

This is very bold Kanna.**"Smoker's cut" only refers to usually 'shredded' nature of the powderHappy..

$20.00

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

A very very smooth Bali, soft powder.Not grainy like yucky generic Bali!Projected Speed: Slow (Relax..

$14.00

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

Super Akuamma 20x  - 50 grams(Much better than regular Akuamma)This is the "20x" Akuamma - the ..

$30.00

Happy Hippo Fuel Capsules (Energy & Focus Formula)

Happy Hippo Fuel Capsules (Energy & Focus Formula)

February 21: NEW Happy Hippo Fuel!!! Happy Hippo Fuel is not a gimmick. It is super effecti..

$25.00

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Mellow Yellow Hippo (Yellow Sundanese)!Projected Speed: Relaxing/HappyHappy Hippo's first ever Yello..

$14.00

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar On-the-Go Tear-Bags)

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar On-the-Go Tear-Bags)

20 x 2.5gram Rockstar Fast-Tear Bags!(Quick Use)If convenience is important but you prefer Fast-acti..

$30.00