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Kratom Sample Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack! ($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!) ..


Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter (Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz) New ..


 Diamond Malaysian Kratom & Ruby Red Thai Kratom

Haunted Hippo (Diamond Malaysian & Ruby Red Thai) [SEASONAL MIX]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON HIPPOS!! Introducing Our NEWEST Seasonal Mix… Haunted Hippo (Diamond Malay..


Red Maeng Da Kratom & White Maeng Da Kratom

Pink Maeng Da (Tickle Me Pink Hippo) [SEASONAL LEAF]

Breast Cancer Awareness Month (Special Pink Mix) For ALL the courageous survivors, courageous wom..


Sleepy Time Capsules

Sleepy Time Capsules (Hippo Bedtime Formula - Not Kratom)

Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember! If you like our company and products –..


Super Green Borneo Kratom

Super Green Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo I)

Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen) – The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf! ..


Yellow Gold Indo Kratom

Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom (Sassy Hippo) [NEW]

Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom Powder NEW: Sassy Hippo (Self-Assured Attitude!)  Yellow Gold In..


Vanuatu Kava Extract

Vanuatu Kava 30% Extract (Instant Kava Juice)

This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market. This Kava actually ‘does somethi..


White Horn Kratom

White Horn Super Kratom (White Horned Rhino)

White Horn Kratom Powder White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure) White Horn Kratom Eff..


White Thai

White Thai Elite Kratom (Lightning Hippo)

White Vein Thai Kratom Powder Lightning Hippo (Very Very Fast – Cousin to ‘Thunder Hippo’) Whi..


White Vein Borneo Kratom

White Vein Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo)

White Borneo Kratom Powder Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic) White Borneo Kratom Ef..


Yellow Vietnam Kratom

Yellow Viet Kratom (Wild Golden Hippo)

Yellow Vietnam Kratom Powder Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm) Vietnam Kratom Ef..


Gold Bali Kratom

Gold Bali Kratom (Royal Golden Bali Hippo)

Gold Bali Kratom Happy Hippo’s Royal Golden Bali (The Elusive Yellow Bali) Gold Bali Kratom Ef..


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Green Hulu Kratom (Harmony Hippo) [NEW]

NEW: Harmony Hippo (Blissful Peace and Mindfulness) Superior Green Hulu Kratom Powder Why Buy Gr..


Green Maeng Da

Green Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Hyper Hippo)

  Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse) Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF* Why Buy Green ..


Green Malay Kratom

Green Malay Elite Kratom (Elite Elephant)

Elite Elephant SALE!!!! (Truly Good Malaysian Kratom) Sale Prices with Savings Breakdown 1o..


Green Sundanese Kratom

Green Sundanese Kratom (Jolly Green Hippo) [NEW]

Jolly Green Hippo (Powerful Focus + Stimulated Mind) Green Sundanese Kratom – Fast Leaf for Your ..


Red Bali Kratom

Red Bali Kratom (Red Dragon Bali)

Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being) Red Bali Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Bali Kratom? [Effects..


Red Horn Kratom

Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)

  Smiley Horned Hippo (Deep Relief & Happiness) Red Horn Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Horn Kra..


Red Hulu Kratom

Red Hulu Kratom (Happy Heart Hulu)

  Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs) The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs! Projected Sp..


Red Maeng Da

Red Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Red Hot Hippo)

Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe) Red Maeng Da Kratom E..


Red Malay Kratom

Red Malay Super Kratom (Fire Hippo)

  Red Malay Kratom Powder (Warm Soul & Serenity)     Why Buy Red Malay Kratom? [Effe..


Free Kratom Sample Pack

Small Hippo Sample Pack

Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack! Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack! **Roughly..


Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock!!! DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..


Red Borneo Kratom

Super Red Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo II)

Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination) Red Borneo Krato..


Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

“Supreme Dark Horn” Kratom Powder Slow-Mo Hippo (Slow As It Comes) – The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever?..


White Bali Kratom

White Bali Kratom Powder (Platinum White Bali)

White Bali Kratom Powder Platinum White Bali! (The ‘Moderate’, Slightly Fast Bali Leaf) White ..


White Maeng Da

White Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Rockstar Hippo)

White Maeng Da Kratom Powder Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kratom Eff..


Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW* (Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings) (Dietary Supple..


White Malaysian Kratom

Diamond Malaysian Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder Hippo (Maximum Energy Potential) Diamond Malaysian Kratom Powder Why Buy Diamond White..


Gold Maeng Da

Gold Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo Is Back!!! Yay! (Optimistic Energy & Glow)   Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects] ..


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Golden Maca Powder (Raw Powder)

Golden Maca Powder for sale! (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using R..


Green Bali Kratom

Green Bali Kratom (Top-Shelf Bali Hippo)

Top-Shelf Green Bali (Comfy Mind & Relaxed Body) Green Bali Kratom Powder Why Buy Green Bali Kra..


Green Vein Thai Kratom

Green Vein Thai Kratom (Atomic Green Hippo)

Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength) Green Vein Thai Kratom Why Buy Green Vein Th..


How Many Grams of Kratom in Half-Teaspoon

Pink Half-Teaspoon (2.5cc) -- 1 Gram Kratom Scoop

Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram) Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..


Red Sumatra Kratom

Red Sumatra Elite Kratom (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo (Magical & Soothing Relief) “The Magical Hippo” (Puddles’ Favorite Leaf) Red Sumat..


Red Thai Kratom

Ruby Red Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo)

Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut) Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..


White Hulu Kratom

Superior White Hulu Kratom (Chill Hippo)

White Hulu Kratom Powder Happy Hippo’s Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe) White Hulu Kratom E..


Super Waka Kava

Fijian Hippo Super Kava (Super Waka Kava)

NEW: Super Instant Fijian Waka Kava Root!   (Super Potent: Superior Root Only – No Inferior St..


CBD Oil For Sale

Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

*Current: CBD Oil must be purchased with eCheck/Bitcoin (100% THC-FREE, Legal in all 50 states @ ..



Kanna (Smoker's Cut, Fermented)

Kanna! *25% Off for a Limited Time* Size - 1oz (20-40 servings) This is very bold Kanna. (K..


White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kratom C..


Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Hyper Hippo (Most Popular Leaf!) Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules..






Yellow Sumatra Kratom

Yellow Sumatra Kratom (Sleepy Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until October or ea..


Sunda Kratom

Yellow Sunda Kratom (Mellow Yellow Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK UNTIL OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be..


Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off  *Try Me!* Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..


Stem and Vein Kratom

Stem & Vein (Bone Hippo)

Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder Real Deal Shredded Stem & Vein – not just a yucky inferior Br..