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Adults 21+ May Buy Happy Hippo Kratom Capsules, Powder, & Newbie Packs!
Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack!
($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!)
Royal Golden Hippo (Rich Relief & Stable Energy)
Why Buy Gold Bali Kratom? [Effects]
Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse)
Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF*
Why Buy Green Maeng..
Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs)
The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs!
Projected Speed: ..
August 12: Magic Hippo Sale! (Highest-Rated Leaf!)
Although Magic Hippo (Elite Red Sumatra) ..
Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember!
If you like our company and products –..
Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen)
The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf!
Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder
This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market.
This Kava actually ‘does somethi..
White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure)
White Horn Kratom Powder
Why Buy White Horn Kr..
New: King of Rock n’ Roll LIMITED Edition Mix
Honky Tonk Hippo Mix: Rockstar Hippo + Wild Vi..
Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm)
Yellow Vietnam Kratom
Not many people know how..
Sunshine Hippo IS BACK! (Optimistic Energy & Glow)
Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects]
Top-Shelf Bali (Comfy Mind & Relaxed Body)
Green Bali Kratom Powder
Why Buy Green Vein Bali..
Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength)
Green Vein Thai Kratom
Why Buy Green Vein Th..
Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter
(Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz)
Happy Hippo Summertime Bundle (10 oz. Total)
(Six Superior Fast Kratom Strains, Plus One Slow Str..
Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe)
Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder
Reference the Happy H..
Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack!
Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack!
Digital Scales are back in stock!!!
DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..
Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination)
Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder
Why Buy Red Borneo K..
Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe)
White Hulu Kratom
If you are a fan of “Hulu ..
The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever?
“Supreme Dark Horn” (Slow As It Comes)
Platinum White Bali!
The ‘Moderate’ (Slightly Fast) Bali Leaf.
“The Anti-Negativity Leaf” (Re..
Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost)
White Maeng Da Powder
Why Buy White Maeng Da? [Effects..
Buy White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules
Order High-Quality Rockstar Hippo Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]:
Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW*
(Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings)
Thunder “Diamond” Hippo (Max Energy & Motivation)
Our 3rd Most Popular Leaf! The Fastest Leaf!
Golden Maca Powder for sale!
(Origin: Peru Andes Mountains)
Consult a physician before using R..
Hyper Hippo Capsules! (our most popular Leaf)
Buy Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules
Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram)
Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..
April 29: Red Dragon Bali Sale!
Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being)
Red Bali Kratom Powder
Smiley Horned Hippo is Finally Back!!!!
Happy Hippo’s “Slowest” (Happiest & Most Physically/Psych..
August 12: Dynamite Hippo LAST CALL! (~10-15% OFF)
In order to make room (literally) for some new..
Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut)
Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder
Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..
Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic)
Hilariously dubbed the “Housework Leaf” for its abil..
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This is the "20x" Akuamma Extract - the strongest form..
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Fire Hippo (Warm Soul & Serenity)
Red Malay Kratom Powder
Why Buy Red Malay Kratom? [Effects]
Lightning Hippo (White Thai Elite – Very Very Fast)
Lightning Hippo is the cousin to ‘Thunder Hi..
Elite Elephant (Smooth Clean Energy)
The Way an Elite Green Malaysian Leaf Should Be
Why Buy Gre..
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PENS WORK GREAT – BUT CONSIDER PENS TO BE UNFLAVORED
These are our n..
OUT OF STOCK
Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until July.
OUT OF STOCK UNTIL JUNE OR JULY
Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be out of..
Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off *Try Me!*
Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..
Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder
July 27: Stem & Vein (4oz Bags) back in stock!!!