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Kratom Sample Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack! ($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!) ..

$25.00

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter (Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz) New ..

$25.00

 Diamond Malaysian Kratom & Ruby Red Thai Kratom

Haunted Hippo (Diamond Malaysian & Ruby Red Thai) [SEASONAL MIX]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON HIPPOS!! Introducing Our NEWEST Seasonal Mix… Haunted Hippo (Diamond Malay..

$8.00

Red Maeng Da Kratom & White Maeng Da Kratom

Pink Maeng Da (Tickle Me Pink Hippo) [SEASONAL LEAF]

Breast Cancer Awareness Month (Special Pink Mix) For ALL the courageous survivors, courageous wom..

$9.00

Sleepy Time Capsules

Sleepy Time Capsules (Hippo Bedtime Formula - Not Kratom)

Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember! If you like our company and products –..

$25.00

Super Green Borneo Kratom

Super Green Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo I)

Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen) – The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf! ..

$13.00

Yellow Gold Indo Kratom

Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom (Sassy Hippo) [NEW]

Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom Powder NEW: Sassy Hippo (Self-Assured Attitude!)  Yellow Gold In..

$13.00

Vanuatu Kava Extract

Vanuatu Kava 30% Extract (Instant Kava Juice)

This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market. This Kava actually ‘does somethi..

$20.00

White Horn Kratom

White Horn Super Kratom (White Horned Rhino)

White Horn Kratom Powder White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure) White Horn Kratom Eff..

$12.00

White Thai

White Thai Elite Kratom (Lightning Hippo)

White Vein Thai Kratom Powder Lightning Hippo (Very Very Fast – Cousin to ‘Thunder Hippo’) Whi..

$12.00

White Vein Borneo Kratom

White Vein Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo)

White Borneo Kratom Powder Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic) White Borneo Kratom Ef..

$13.00

Yellow Vietnam Kratom

Yellow Viet Kratom (Wild Golden Hippo)

Yellow Vietnam Kratom Powder Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm) Vietnam Kratom Ef..

$12.00

Gold Bali Kratom

Gold Bali Kratom (Royal Golden Bali Hippo)

Gold Bali Kratom Happy Hippo’s Royal Golden Bali (The Elusive Yellow Bali) Gold Bali Kratom Ef..

$12.00

Green Hulu Kratom

Green Hulu Kratom (Harmony Hippo) [NEW]

NEW: Harmony Hippo (Blissful Peace and Mindfulness) Superior Green Hulu Kratom Powder Why Buy Gr..

$12.00

Green Maeng Da

Green Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Hyper Hippo)

  Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse) Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF* Why Buy Green ..

$15.00

Green Malay Kratom

Green Malay Elite Kratom (Elite Elephant)

Elite Elephant SALE!!!! (Truly Good Malaysian Kratom) Sale Prices with Savings Breakdown 1o..

$8.00

Green Sundanese Kratom

Green Sundanese Kratom (Jolly Green Hippo) [NEW]

Jolly Green Hippo (Powerful Focus + Stimulated Mind) Green Sundanese Kratom – Fast Leaf for Your ..

$13.00

Red Bali Kratom

Red Bali Kratom (Red Dragon Bali)

Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being) Red Bali Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Bali Kratom? [Effects..

$12.00

Red Horn Kratom

Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)

  Smiley Horned Hippo (Deep Relief & Happiness) Red Horn Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Horn Kra..

$13.00

Red Hulu Kratom

Red Hulu Kratom (Happy Heart Hulu)

  Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs) The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs! Projected Sp..

$12.00

Red Maeng Da

Red Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Red Hot Hippo)

Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe) Red Maeng Da Kratom E..

$13.00

Red Malay Kratom

Red Malay Super Kratom (Fire Hippo)

  Red Malay Kratom Powder (Warm Soul & Serenity)     Why Buy Red Malay Kratom? [Effe..

$12.00

Free Kratom Sample Pack

Small Hippo Sample Pack

Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack! Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack! **Roughly..

$10.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock!!! DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..

$15.00

Red Borneo Kratom

Super Red Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo II)

Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination) Red Borneo Krato..

$12.00

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

“Supreme Dark Horn” Kratom Powder Slow-Mo Hippo (Slow As It Comes) – The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever?..

$13.00

White Bali Kratom

White Bali Kratom Powder (Platinum White Bali)

White Bali Kratom Powder Platinum White Bali! (The ‘Moderate’, Slightly Fast Bali Leaf) White ..

$13.00

White Maeng Da

White Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Rockstar Hippo)

White Maeng Da Kratom Powder Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kratom Eff..

$14.00

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW* (Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings) (Dietary Supple..

$15.00

White Malaysian Kratom

Diamond Malaysian Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder Hippo (Maximum Energy Potential) Diamond Malaysian Kratom Powder Why Buy Diamond White..

$14.00

Gold Maeng Da

Gold Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo Is Back!!! Yay! (Optimistic Energy & Glow)   Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects] ..

$14.00

Buy the Best Maca Powder for sale

Golden Maca Powder (Raw Powder)

Golden Maca Powder for sale! (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using R..

$10.00

Green Bali Kratom

Green Bali Kratom (Top-Shelf Bali Hippo)

Top-Shelf Green Bali (Comfy Mind & Relaxed Body) Green Bali Kratom Powder Why Buy Green Bali Kra..

$12.00

Green Vein Thai Kratom

Green Vein Thai Kratom (Atomic Green Hippo)

Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength) Green Vein Thai Kratom Why Buy Green Vein Th..

$13.00

How Many Grams of Kratom in Half-Teaspoon

Pink Half-Teaspoon (2.5cc) -- 1 Gram Kratom Scoop

Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram) Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..

$1.00

Red Sumatra Kratom

Red Sumatra Elite Kratom (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo (Magical & Soothing Relief) “The Magical Hippo” (Puddles’ Favorite Leaf) Red Sumat..

$14.00

Red Thai Kratom

Ruby Red Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo)

Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut) Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..

$14.00

White Hulu Kratom

Superior White Hulu Kratom (Chill Hippo)

White Hulu Kratom Powder Happy Hippo’s Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe) White Hulu Kratom E..

$12.00

Super Waka Kava

Fijian Hippo Super Kava (Super Waka Kava)

NEW: Super Instant Fijian Waka Kava Root!   (Super Potent: Superior Root Only – No Inferior St..

$15.00

CBD Oil For Sale

Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

*Current: CBD Oil must be purchased with eCheck/Bitcoin (100% THC-FREE, Legal in all 50 states @ ..

$30.00

Kanna

Kanna (Smoker's Cut, Fermented)

Kanna! *25% Off for a Limited Time* Size - 1oz (20-40 servings) This is very bold Kanna. (K..

$14.00

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kratom C..

$15.00

Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Hyper Hippo (Most Popular Leaf!) Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules..

$15.00

Hemp CBD Oil Vape Pens (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE) *CBD IS STRONG BUT FLAVOR IS WEAK*

Hemp CBD Oil Vape Pens (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE) *CBD IS STRONG BUT FLAVOR IS WEAK*

--IMPORTANT PLEASE READ-- PENS WORK GREAT – BUT CONSIDER PENS TO BE UNFLAVORED These are our n..

$20.00

Yellow Sumatra Kratom

Yellow Sumatra Kratom (Sleepy Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until October or ea..

$12.00

Sunda Kratom

Yellow Sunda Kratom (Mellow Yellow Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK UNTIL OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be..

$12.00

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off  *Try Me!* Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..

$15.00

Stem and Vein Kratom

Stem & Vein (Bone Hippo)

Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder Real Deal Shredded Stem & Vein – not just a yucky inferior Br..

$35.00