We always offer a significant discount on Bitcoin orders. This is how to setup your first Bitcoin Wallet. How to QUICKLY Sign Up To Buy Bitcoin! (Purchase Bitcoin with Your Credit/Debit Card or Bank Account) If "Bitcoin" is confusing and intimidating, don't worry! It is VERY easy and less work than signing up for a PayPal account. (many businesses can't take PayPal, but everyone can use Bitcoin) You only need an email address, a credit card or ba...

Hi Friends, BOOM. Atomic Green Hippo (Elite Green Thai Kratom) is what we call "True Thai" - a High-Quality, balanced Thai Leaf harvested from select mature Kratom plants without the low-quality immature alkaloids that "Generic Thai" (the majority of Thai on the market which is awful).  Atomic Green Hippo is what many customers consider a "Role Player", a Non-Maeng Da Leaf that produces an identical experience that you'd expect from a H...

Extra Happy Announcement for Kratom Capsule Lovers   Did you love Happy Hippo's first batch of High-Quality Kratom Capsules ?   Prepare to be twice as Happy, we now have — Double the Kratom Strains available in capsule form. (6 different strains now available) More Kratom Capsules per bottle and larger capsules. (60 capsules @ 550mg/per)  For some customers, convenience is King.    If you know Capsules of Kratom are ...

Hi Friends! If you've arrived from Google (and not from our Super Happy Hippo Newsletter - Secret Sales, Special Offers, etc. ) You may be surprised at what we say about Red Thai Kratom. "Invincible Hippo (Dark/Ruby Red Vein Thai"  is comparable to an old strain we used to carry from a different farm, "Dynamite Hippo" (Light Red Vein Thai) Both are very similar   At best - Unstoppable Juggernaut-like Focus and Energy, with a touch ...

What is the Best Place to Buy Kratom Online? The best place to buy Kratom isn't usually where Newbies begin:  Internet (usually unreputable sites...) Smoke/Headshops (yuck!) Gas Stations (double yuck!) Depending where you buy Kratom online - quality of powder can vary WILDLY. Place an order with a reputable vendor [ hint: Happy Hippo ] - (otherwise, please reserve judgement of Kratom!) But, you're here now! We appreciate your attention and w...

Kratom Dosage (Learn Leaf By Leaf) Welcome to Hippo's "How To Dose" Kratom Guide! Many of us at Happy Hippo dose Kratom powder everyday (and have done so for nearly a decade). While ' Rotating Kratom Strains ' (i.e using a different Leaf everyday) is super important, managing your ideal dose is equally important. You will CONSISTENTLY experience Kratom's Effects whether you dose 5-Times-A-Month or 3-Times-A-Day.  Hint: Even Veteran Users oft...