Mobile Check Guide: Get 15% OFF & Direct Communication to Puddles!

Mobile Check Guide: Get 15% OFF & Direct Communication to Puddles!
How to Send a Mobile Check to Happy Hippo (15% OFF!) (For Hippo Packages Greater than $150) We absolutely hate putting customers through hoops, or anything we'd consider as a hassle if we were in your shoes.  A high percentage of Happy Hippo's best customers and friends  prefer Mobile Check  over our traditional Credit Card solutions. (prefer Credit Card? We can still accommodate you. Email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. ...
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Smiley Horned Hippo - The Secret Happy Hippo Leaf (Red Horn Kratom Review)

Smiley Horned Hippo - The Secret Happy Hippo Leaf (Red Horn Kratom Review)
Hi Happy Friend!  We're going to tell you about a 'Secret Leaf' that is popular among longtime Kratom enthusiasts but Newbies don't know what to make of it. Smiley Horned Hippo is my personal favorite among the Slow, Happy varieties. SENSE OF WELL-BEING. ALWAYS. SENSE OF EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. ALWAYS. While you will certainly enjoy the distinct "Smiley" warm relaxation vibes - Smiley Horned Hippo has another 'secret' purpose entirel...
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Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da

Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da
Good Morning Sunshine! Are you not a morning person? We'll make you  Rise and Shine . Happy Hippos Agree: The 1 st   serving of the day will set the tone for all that will follow.  Even on a cloudy or rainy morning, you can forecast a Productive and Motivated day with  Sunshine Hippo . "Gold Maeng Da", or better known as Yellow  or 'The Forgotten Maeng Da' , is the least-purchased of the four Maeng Da Strains we have...
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Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom

Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom
Hi There Friend! Top-shelf quality doesn't always require a ladder to reach. Particularly, if you are a Monkey or happen to know Puddles.  (Monkey Sound: Ou Ou Ah Ah)  Happy Hippo's Top-Shelf Bali  truly is "Top Shelf", as one of our very first customers coined it in April of 2013. We'll tell you why.  Green Bali Kratom - Happy Hippo's Original Happy (Slow) Leaf Top-Shelf Bali is one of three (1 out of 3) Kratom Strains t...
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Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!

Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!
Hi Hippo Friend!  Boo! You are not likely to be around a campfire at this moment. But if you can close your eyes and pretend, perhaps you taste the s'mores and hear the crackle of burning wood and faint whispers of a...  ... Happy  undefinable, and fleeting... ~Friendly Ghost Hippo!~ What is Ghost Hippo and Why Do People Think It's Special? "Ghost Hippo" (Borneo Super White)   is a friendly-spirit and  a favorite among lo...
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Kratom Tolerance - How To Keep It Normal or LOW!

Kratom Tolerance - How To Keep It Normal or LOW!
How to Avoid Kratom Tolerance Let's talk 'Kratom Tolerance', some misconceptions and more importantly - how to prevent your Kratom Serving  from rising. Collectively, the staff at Happy Hippo Herbals has over 2 decades of experience with this wondrous herb. Many of us enjoy Kratom on a daily basis and can present some tricks lowering "Tolerance" that you may not have considered.   We are going to repeat the follow 2 concepts s...
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