Mellow Yellow Hippo - Rare Yellow Vein Kratom (Yellow Sundanese)

Mellow Yellow Hippo - Rare Yellow Vein Kratom (Yellow Sundanese)
Mellow Yellow is Happy Hippo's rarest Yellow Vein Kratom. Yellow Sundanese is a super Unique Kratom Leaf that helps put Yellow Vein on the map. We truly believe this Leaf will be of interest to You! Particularly, for any Hippo that is striving to become a more Mellow Human being. Life can make Humans uptight, uncomfortable, sometimes even sad.  Let Puddles tell you why he is so Confident in  Mellow Yellow Hippo  — especially those ...
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Mobile Check Guide: Get 15% OFF & Direct Communication to Puddles!

Mobile Check Guide: Get 15% OFF & Direct Communication to Puddles!
How to Send a Mobile Check to Happy Hippo (15% OFF!) (For Hippo Packages Greater than $150) We absolutely hate putting customers through hoops, or anything we'd consider as a hassle if we were in your shoes.  A high percentage of Happy Hippo's best customers and friends  prefer Mobile Check  over our traditional Credit Card solutions. (prefer Credit Card? We can still accommodate you. Text us if you need help. Puddles' Cell is belo...
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Roadrunner Hippo - Sweetest, Charismatic Kratom Leaf (Super White Indo Review)

Roadrunner Hippo - Sweetest, Charismatic Kratom Leaf (Super White Indo Review)
Beep Beep Friends!  Puddles Hippo leaves the nest at least once a week. If you have a tough time leaving your house or Comfort Zone, Kratom can help ease those Nerves.  The staff at Happy Hippo likes to reserve Roadrunner Hippo for our most socially-demanding events or days. Roadrunner Hippo can be a serving of Charisma for you too, and it won't require a spoonful of sugar. (Customer Feedback: Recent Roadrunner Batches have a Sweet or E...
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Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da

Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da
Good Morning Sunshine! Are you not a morning person? We'll make you  Rise and Shine . Happy Hippos Agree: The 1 st   serving of the day will set the tone for all that will follow.  Even on a cloudy or rainy morning, you can forecast a Productive and Motivated day with  Sunshine Hippo . "Gold Maeng Da", or better known as Yellow  or 'The Forgotten Maeng Da' , is the least-purchased of the four Maeng Da Strains we have...
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Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom

Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom
Hi There Friend! Top-shelf quality doesn't always require a ladder to reach. Particularly, if you are a Monkey or happen to know Puddles.  (Monkey Sound: Ou Ou Ah Ah)  Happy Hippo's Top-Shelf Bali  truly is "Top Shelf", as one of our very first customers coined it in April of 2013. We'll tell you why.  Green Bali Kratom - Happy Hippo's Original Happy (Slow) Leaf Top-Shelf Bali is one of three (1 out of 3) Kratom Strains t...
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Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!

Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!
Hi Hippo Friend!  Boo! You are not likely to be around a campfire at this moment. But if you can close your eyes and pretend, perhaps you taste the s'mores and hear the crackle of burning wood and faint whispers of a...  ... Happy  undefinable, and fleeting... ~Friendly Ghost Hippo!~ What is Ghost Hippo and Why Do People Think It's Special? "Ghost Hippo" (Borneo Super White)   is a friendly-spirit and  a favorite among lo...
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