Smiley Horned Hippo - The Secret Happy Hippo Leaf (Red Horn Kratom Review)

Smiley Horned Hippo - The Secret Happy Hippo Leaf (Red Horn Kratom Review)
Hi Happy Friend!  We're going to tell you about a 'Secret Leaf' that is popular among longtime Kratom enthusiasts but Newbies don't know what to make of it. Smiley Horned Hippo is my personal favorite among the Slow, Happy varieties. SENSE OF WELL-BEING. ALWAYS. SENSE OF EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. ALWAYS. While you will certainly enjoy the distinct "Smiley" warm relaxation vibes - Smiley Horned Hippo has another 'secret' purpose entirel...
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Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da

Sunshine Hippo Review - The Happy "Morning" Gold Maeng Da
Good Morning Sunshine! Are you not a morning person? We'll make you  Rise and Shine . Happy Hippos Agree: The 1 st   serving of the day will set the tone for all that will follow.  Even on a cloudy or rainy morning, you can forecast a Productive and Motivated day with  Sunshine Hippo . "Gold Maeng Da", or better known as Yellow  or 'The Forgotten Maeng Da' , is the least-purchased of the four Maeng Da Strains we have...
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Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom

Top-Shelf Bali Kratom Review: The Standard for Slow Happy Kratom
Hi There Friend! Top-shelf quality doesn't always require a ladder to reach. Particularly, if you are a Monkey or happen to know Puddles.  (Monkey Sound: Ou Ou Ah Ah)  Happy Hippo's Top-Shelf Bali  truly is "Top Shelf", as one of our very first customers coined it in April of 2013. We'll tell you why.  Green Bali Kratom - Happy Hippo's Original Happy (Slow) Leaf Top-Shelf Bali is one of three (1 out of 3) Kratom Strains t...
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Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!

Ghost Hippo Review - The Underrated, White Vein Borneo Leaf ~ Boo!
Hi Hippo Friend!  Boo! You are not likely to be around a campfire at this moment. But if you can close your eyes and pretend, perhaps you taste the s'mores and hear the crackle of burning wood and faint whispers of a...  ... Happy  undefinable, and fleeting... ~Friendly Ghost Hippo!~ What is Ghost Hippo and Why Do People Think It's Special? "Ghost Hippo" (Borneo Super White)   is a friendly-spirit and  a favorite among lo...
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Green Maeng Da Review - Most Popular Kratom Leaf of All-Time

Green Maeng Da Review - Most Popular Kratom Leaf of All-Time
Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) Review Why Is Hyper Hippo the #1 Happy Hippo Kratom Leaf of All-Time?  Since our birth in February 2013, Hyper Hippo has been one of Happy Hippo's most popular strain! Hyper Hippo has sold nearly double the a mount of any other Happy Hippo Leaf.  Why? While "Maeng Da" strains are historically thought to be the 'highest-quality' and "Green" is the most common color, there is actually more specific custom...
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