Green Thai Kratom - The True Thai Experience: Maeng Da without the Maeng Da

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Atomic Green Hippo (Elite Green Thai Kratom) is what we call "True Thai" - a High-Quality, balanced Thai Leaf harvested from select mature Kratom plants without the low-quality immature alkaloids that "Generic Thai" (the majority of Thai on the market which is awful). 

Atomic Green Hippo is what many customers consider a "Role Player", a Non-Maeng Da Leaf that produces an identical experience that you'd expect from a High-Quality Maeng Da Leaf.

Well-rounded teams have confident, dependable role-players.

Just like a sports team, you will want to have a "team" of Kratom Strains that comprise a well-rounded Rotation

Well-round Rotations involve a reasonable degree of variance between: 

  • Vein Color (Red, Green, White, Yellow) 
  • Leaf Origin (Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, Vietnam)
  • Kratom Speed (Slow/Moderate/Fast)

Fast Kratom Strains are a fan-favorite at Happy Hippo.

While Maeng Da Kratom is the superstar Fast Leaf — for long-term Kratom benefits you need to find other Leafs that make your team. 

Atomic Green Hippo is a solid role-player Kratom Leaf worth buying: 

  • Green Vein Thai Kratom has unique origin (Thailand) relative to other Fast Strains (Indonesian, Malaysian, Vietnam)
  • Offers an A+ Fast Experience at a lower price-tag
  • Will work just like Maeng Da (if not better) if you generally rely on Maeng Da Leaf for your 'Fast' days

Where to Buy Green Vein Thai Kratom Online

Green Thai vs. Green Maeng Da: Why Purchase Both Fast Kratom Leafs? 

When it comes to Fast Kratom Strains —

Customers seem to have the most success with Green Maeng Da.

Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da) is actually the most popular Happy Hippo Kratom Leaf of all-time!

  • Hyper Hippo meets the demands of those seeking Productivity, Social Motivation, and heightened Energetic states
  • No matter how well a specific Kratom Strain works for your Mind & Body → Do Not Use It Daily (for many days in a row) 
  • Continual usage of the same Strain will lead to "Stagnant Strain Syndrome" (Basically - Kratom Stops Working)

Many customers wonder what is a similar option to Hyper Hippo?

This is where Atomic Green Hippo comes into play!

The most similar option to a Green Vein Fast Leaf is going to be another Green Vein Fast Leaf!

Every Hippo Strain is worth trying at at least once (and some are best tried before others). 

If you have a choice we always suggest trying Hyper Hippo first

If Green Maeng Da works really well for you the next best choice to expand a well-rounded Rotation is a Green Thai Leaf.

That's quite a large compliment to Atomic Green Hippo, and we mean it!

Green Vein Thai is a solid Kratom Strain purchase since 2018 —

Green Vein Thai Review

WARNING! 

Low-Quality (Inexpensive) Green Vein Thai Kratom May Cause Jitters!

High-quality 'True Thai' Strains are hard to find.

Low-quality "Generic Thai" Strains are everywhere. 

We carry 3 'True Thai' Strains and they were added to the line-up only after personally testing (using) them.  

Unlike Slower Strains and Maeng Da Leaf, low-quality, inexpensive 'Generic Thai' Strains with unbalanced Fast alkaloids can be absolutely awful - Jitterbugs (uneasiness), irritability and nervousness. 

Low-quality (cheap) Kratom isn't going to offer you a Happy or Productive Experience. 

In fact, they will make your day worse than if you had not had Kratom at all. 

Know the observable signs of High-Quality Kratom:

  • powder will be fine or fluffy-like
  • little-to-no presence of stems or veins 
  • should dissolve easily in a warm liquid or Tea
  • an 'earthy' smell, not a 'chemical' smell 

Better yet, know the Vendor(s) that have a reputation of providing High-Quality Kratom Products!
Hint: Happy Hippo

No matter what Vendor you purchase from:

  1. Products that have been offered for a long-time and carry a loyal following tend to be the safest purchases 

  2. Brand-new Kratom Strain releases tend to carry the most risk of being low-quality

Coincidentally we just released a *NEW* Ruby Red Thai from the same supplier as our Green Vein Thai: 

INVINCIBLE HIPPO (Red Thai Kratom) - RELEASED: AUGUST 2019

  • Invincible Hippo is from the exact same Farmer that supplies our Atomic Green Hippo so you can expect similar Quality
  • Ruby Red Thai Feedback has been VERY HAPPY since release!
  • No reports of Jitterbugs for any of the 3 Thai Kratom Strains @ Happy Hippo (Dynamite, Atomic, and Invincible!)

Though Thai Kratom is prone to causing Jitterbugs (nervous/ineffective Energy), all Hippo Thai Leafs have proven themselves as High-Quality Products. 

Fortunately, you can expect High-Quality Experiences at Happy Hippo!

We don't sell junk.

Best Green Vein Thai Kratom Tea

What You Can Expect from Atomic Green Hippo
(Expectations of a "Role-Player" Leaf)

Obvious Vigor. Acute Energy. But a Delicate Stimulating Experience.   

Role-players are not always role-players.

Despite having a less popular origin than Maeng Da Kratom —

A High-Quality Thai Green Vein Strain has the potential to be your #1 Fast Leaf!

The Atomic Green Hippo experience is similar (arguably identical) to Maeng Da Leafs, but the alkaloid profile differs.

If you like Fast Strains, but often lean on Maeng Da varieties - Atomic Green Hippo can mimic the Maeng Da experience (while offering a break from usual Maeng Da Alkaloids). 

If that seems complicated -

Atomic Green Hippo can give you a fresh Fast Leaf experience - if you have a tolerance to Maeng Da Strains.

Your Best Kratom Strain:

  • isn't based on what is the most popular choice for other customers
  • is based on what works the best for you and that could be ANY KRATOM LEAF

Give Green Vein Thai a try and see what it can do for your Energy, Attitude, and Motivation. 

You may decide its your A+ (or "Best") Fast Leaf and it'll be the Kratom Strain you save for your most important workdays or social events. 
(and Hyper Hippo may be reserved as your role-player, or the Fast Leaf you use on less intensive/important days)

Atomic Green Hippo carries the potential to be superstar in anyone's Kratom Rotation.

If you are a newbie to Kratom, chances are - you haven't tried a 'True' or High-Quality Thai Leaf.

There's just so much 'Generic' (terrible) Thai Leaf out there.

What is Green Vein Thai Kratom's Effects?Closing Thoughts

As your Kratom Rotations grows, it become more complex -BUT- your desired Kratom Effects from one day to the next may not be different.

If your main desire is help with "ENERGY" (both physical and cognitive) you're in luck.

Happy Hippo has A LOT of Fast Kratom Leafs available. (9, to be exact)

We suggest to try the most popular Leafs first since they tend to work the best for most customers.

The fact still remains that you'll want to try each Leaf (if it is financially feasible).

Atomic Green Hippo happens to be more affordable than some Fast Kratom Strains.

Though Green Vein Thai is farmed from the same source as its more expensive competing Fast Leafs:

  • Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da)
  • Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
  • Thunder Hippo (Diamond White Malay)
  • Invincible Hippo (Ruby Red Thai)

Atomic Green Hippo has been available for purchase going on well over a year and is supplied by our most dependable Kratom Farmer (tested for Salmonella and sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens).

It is a role-player Leaf for most customers and this isn't a bad thing at all! 

Every team needs a healthy combination of superstars and role-players. 

The very best role-players even can 'step-in' for the superstars and the team doesn't miss miss a beat.

Just like every great Kratom Rotation has a combination of Fast, Moderate, and Slow Leafs (with differing Vein Colors and Origins). 

If you're due to tryout a new Fast Leaf, try a "True Thai" Leaf: Buy Green Vein Thai Kratom Today!

Your Friend,

Puddles "Green Thai Thumb" Atom Bomb Hippo 

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We should have a forum-like section to write about our experiences like a "diary", with rules not to reference any ***ical conditions or uses, although this would be a lot of work to moderate, most likely. I benefit from these posts, they're "diary-like" entries. Each person's diary-like entries might help others. I know they help me.

- Mike Chagares

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(Not sure why it typed "***ical", I was trying to type m-e-d-i-c-a-l.)

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Whoops --- Mike Chagares / 'Professor Mike', as dubbed by Puddles and Obi, as my nickname. I like my real name better. But yeah, same person, lol

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Chef Nate Hippo cooking up his own blend!!! Thanks for sharing your experience with the Atomic Nate. Atomic doesn't have any "edgy" effects for me personally, but it is very energetic. However, you have found the magic of creating your own blends with the balance and effects that you personally enjoy. I too thought the Invincible was exceptional. We appreciate your feedback on the Atomic and Atomic/Invincible blend. I will have to give it a whirl sometime. Thanks for contributing!!
Hmm,...

Chef Nate Hippo cooking up his own blend!!! Thanks for sharing your experience with the Atomic Nate. Atomic doesn't have any "edgy" effects for me personally, but it is very energetic. However, you have found the magic of creating your own blends with the balance and effects that you personally enjoy. I too thought the Invincible was exceptional. We appreciate your feedback on the Atomic and Atomic/Invincible blend. I will have to give it a whirl sometime. Thanks for contributing!!
Hmm, Chef Nate's Kitchen. It's got a ring to it I must admit
…….i'm just sayin'

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Obi Wan Atomic Nobi
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Hey Puddles

love the product -- was using remarkable herbs which honestly was not bad - at least the maeng da they had was ok

the mix you guys have and the knowledge of the product is exceptional - very accurate reviews relative to a ********* that is normally unpredictable (at least it was before I started buying from you guys a few months back)

okay - not the bad part -- I hate the new layout - just my 2 cents I think its worse for a new user -- as an existing user -- im in already...

Hey Puddles

love the product -- was using remarkable herbs which honestly was not bad - at least the maeng da they had was ok

the mix you guys have and the knowledge of the product is exceptional - very accurate reviews relative to a ********* that is normally unpredictable (at least it was before I started buying from you guys a few months back)

okay - not the bad part -- I hate the new layout - just my 2 cents I think its worse for a new user -- as an existing user -- im in already and not going anywhere due to a layout but just a heads up it comes off in the wrong way for me and is a bit clumsy relative to the old UX ( I realize the backend / UI is all the same as I am in IT)

just a bit of UAT for your tech guys ha -- also (seeing as this is on the atomic link) - Atomic is excellent as a sub in for maeng da folks ... I mix Atomic with Thunder and like it alot also

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matt reagan
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HAPPY HIPPO

KELLY MARISTANY
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If you like fast then you are in the right place. This is one very fast leaf. I personally would rate it as the fastest leaf along with Thunder. Atomic offers a clear, clean, crisp, alert, energizing experience. For those of you looking for a fast strain that can deliver for your most physically and/or mentally demanding tasks, consider Atomic Green Hippo. This was one of the last fast strains that I tried and I wish I would have tried it earlier. This strain really delivers!! ...

If you like fast then you are in the right place. This is one very fast leaf. I personally would rate it as the fastest leaf along with Thunder. Atomic offers a clear, clean, crisp, alert, energizing experience. For those of you looking for a fast strain that can deliver for your most physically and/or mentally demanding tasks, consider Atomic Green Hippo. This was one of the last fast strains that I tried and I wish I would have tried it earlier. This strain really delivers!! Atomic is like being at the top of a 500 ft. Roller Coaster drop - pure potential energy just waiting to be unleashed. So, throw your hands in the air, take a deep breath and go for a ride!! An exciting, energetic thrill awaits.

For pure speed Atomic Green Hippo can't be beat!!

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