Cozy Chocolate Hippo: Red Bentuangie Kratom Benefits Exceed Expectations

Red Bentuangie: Super Rare "Happy" Kratom

For the record Puddles isn't quite sure of the "proper" Bentuangie pronunciation.

There are a growing number of Kratom Leaves that fall under the branch of Mitragyna Speciosa.

Some are easier to pronounce than others.
(Humans still debate how 'KRATOM' should be spoken!)

You can sound-out Bentuangie however you'd like as you read this Story. Try saying it differently each time for maximum fun.

Most Trees, such as Bali or Maeng Da Kratom, have a popular Leaf to represent each available color. (Red, White, Green, Yellow)

Cozy Chocolate Hippo is ONE OF A KIND — The Red Vein Leaf is the sole representation of Bentuangie Kratom.

Red Bentuangie stands out as such as dark Kratom Powder that the visual descriptor of "Chocolate" is the perfect fit!

Cozy Chocolate Hippo will exceed expectations if you seek a Unique-Happy Kratom Leaf that is guaranteed to enhance your Kratom Rotation.

Cozy Chocolate Hippo is the best Red Bentuangie Kratom on Planet Earth!

Red Bentuangie is a "Unique-Happy" Kratom Leaf that does not taste like Chocolate.

Happy Hippo Supports "Unique" Kratom Leafs like Bentuangie

Puddles has a Gotta Catch Em' All type of mindset when it comes to Kratom Strains. 

We finally caught the Super Rare Red Bentuangie Strain.

If we lose our Farmer it may take years to find another High-Quality Source for Bentuangie. 

Low-Quality Farmers are a dime-a-dozen.

Read: Cheap Kratom Is Not Not Rare At All

BUT, when it comes to Unique Leaf, even Low-Quality Sources are tough to find. 

"Bone Hippo" (Stem and Vein Kratom) was the very 1st Unique Kratom Leaf Puddles found while traveling Planet Earth.

We lost our High-Quality Source for Bone Hippo close to 2 Years ago. We still don't have it on the shelf.

Yellow Sundanese Kratom, a recent addition to the Happy Hippo line-up, also boasts the title of "Unique".  

We suggest to try as many Kratom Strains as you can throughout your lifetime. 

Puddles does his best to acquire Unique Leaf and bring it back to Hippo Headquarters so you don't have to go searching in the jungle. 

Red Vein Kratom is the Most Desired Kratom Leaf Color
(Do All Red Strains have the same Benefits?)

A common misconception is Red Vein Strains are good strains for pain, pain-relief, or strong sedative effects because "Red Vein".

First of all, Happy Hippo does not claim any of its Leafs are pain-relievers or sleep aids.

That's a medical claim and Puddles does not have his PhD. 

Puddles does have his 'Doctorate' in Kratom, though. (8+ Years of Experience, or nearly 20+ Years if you count the Happy Hippo staff!) 

It's pretty safe to say that *SLOW* Kratom does the best job of providing Discomfort-Relief in the Mind and Body. 
(Slow Kratom is not the best Kratom for stimulating properties, Fast Maeng Da or the Fastest Leaf like Thunder Hippo are for Energy)

You won't be disappointed by Red Hot Hippo (Fast, Red Vein) or Happy Hippo 2 (Moderate, Red Vein) as they are both High Quality Leafs.

But — If you seek the BEST Kratom Strains for Discomfort and Sense-of-Well-Being feast your eyes upon our Slow Kratom Leaf.

↓The Best Kratom Strains for Discomfort Are *SLOW*↓

zSlow Leaf

Slow Leaf can be Green, White, Yellow, or Red Vein.

The Red Vein misconception is more of a "Kratom Industry at-large" thing. 

"Buying Kratom should be EASY — Differentiate Kratom Strains by Speed (Fast, Moderate, Slow) before Color for best benefits."

- Puddles Hippo

What To Expect From Cozy Chocolate Hippo

(Red Bentuangie Powder Benefits)

We did not really know what to expect upon releasing Cozy Chocolate Hippo as it truly is Unique.

- There's a limited amount of feedback on the Internet for Bentuangie Kratom.

Ironically, Cozy Chocolate Hippo has received more feedback than any other Leaf in the past 90 days. 

Most Happy Hippo Clients define Red Bentuangie Effects as → Cozy, Warm, Happy
The feedback we found online denoted this Kratom Strain leans towards being more subtle, so the Kratom Benefits are not as obvious.

Hippos have not expressed this sentiment. Though, subtle is not necessarily 'bad'. 

It's just not normally what you look for when you need help with Discomfort.

Discomfort isn't always definable but it can normally be felt.

Mark Hippo believes Cozy Chocolate Hippo's Kratom Effects are far from subtle. They are distinct and life-changing:

From: Mark Hippo
Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2019
To: Happy Hippo
Subject: Cozy Chocolate Hippo
The cozy chocolate hippo truly is a miracle strain! In this past month I was able to discontinue use of standard discomfort-managing products for this beautiful experience. I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for the perfect long acting leaf that not only provides a calm non jittery energy but also morphs into a wonderful relaxation. I will keep checking the site but please let me know of any mailing list I could possibly join to keep updated. Also any links or sites you have that I could leave reviews, I would love to be a supportive customer helping spread the word. If not know you are providing an amazing service that dramatically improved the quality of my life.
  

(Consider a slightly higher Bentuangie Kratom Dosage if effects are truly too subtle, but as Mark says it is not really "a concern".)

Chocolate Bentuangie is especially helpful for Humans that have a Slow Strain Dominant Rotation.

If other Slow Strains are losing their flame or potency Bentuangie's super unique alkaloids have a high chance of resonating for you. 

Thank you for the generous support and review, Mark. Cheers! 

Closing Thoughts on Rare Red Vein Kratom Strain

Happy Hippo Herbals didn't exactly know what to expect from Red Bentuangie. 

We couldn't find a Source and we figured it wasn't popular for good reason. 

However, Bentuangie Kratom may not be popular due to no one giving it the platform it deserves.

Well, Happy Hippo is going to put this Chocolate Leaf on the map!

This just goes to show, as Puddles preaches from time-to-time:

Keep your Mind [Open] and Expectations [Reasonable] , You never know which Leaf will provide your next best Kratom Experience.

Unique or "New" Kratom Plants oftentimes have the highest chance of unveiling the Magic you seek to release from within yourself. 

Kick back and enjoy the warmth with Cozy Chocolate Hippo.

Your Friend,

Puddles "Sitting By The Fireplace" Hippo




We understand a Golden, Green, or White Bentuangie may exist.
They quite simply are eclipsed by Red Bentuangie's benefits and growing popularity.

[Late July 2019, Update]
Puddles found a High-Quality Source for the heavily requested BONE HIPPO. Surprise! 
Link To: Stem and Vein Kratom

Any comments that request or reference medical advice, conditions or related cannot be approved.
 

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I have been ordering for about 2 yrs. from Happy Hippo, Never considering to try another supplier. Recently I placed a order from another reputable and well thought of Kratom supplier. The one common thread I have found is Happy Hippos Kratom overall hands down, you just don't need as much to feel the full and real effects of any particular strain. The first 6 months I could not understand what hoopla was all about. One day I read a wonderful article about Kratom and it's effects. That day it became apparent. I tried a lower dose and bingo it really made a difference. Now I rotate my strains daily. My tolerance truly is zero. So the other supplier I ordered from is very good. I found that there Red Sumatran actually was a bit better. What I also found overall Happy Hippo is the most consistent as far as quality and batch to batch. That I'm sure is hard to achieve Every shipment can be a bit different from the last. The key is, the people that do the quality control, do that...

I have been ordering for about 2 yrs. from Happy Hippo, Never considering to try another supplier. Recently I placed a order from another reputable and well thought of Kratom supplier. The one common thread I have found is Happy Hippos Kratom overall hands down, you just don't need as much to feel the full and real effects of any particular strain. The first 6 months I could not understand what hoopla was all about. One day I read a wonderful article about Kratom and it's effects. That day it became apparent. I tried a lower dose and bingo it really made a difference. Now I rotate my strains daily. My tolerance truly is zero. So the other supplier I ordered from is very good. I found that there Red Sumatran actually was a bit better. What I also found overall Happy Hippo is the most consistent as far as quality and batch to batch. That I'm sure is hard to achieve Every shipment can be a bit different from the last. The key is, the people that do the quality control, do that exactly! Everyone has there favorites. It took me a good 12 months to find my ideal strains, dosage, rotation, and not giving up on strain to quickly. Believe me 90% of strains serve a purpose. If you really want the real benefits they provide. Lastly I love these 3 strains from Happy Hippo the most, Sunshine, Ghost, White Horned Rhino. He'll actually I like almost all of them except the fastest ones. Rock Star has sweet spot with me as well.
P.S. For your info. The last batch of your Red Horned see*** a bit off. Then again I could of been off. Except I used it 3 separate times. I know it a tricky one! Hats off to all of you. It's a real pleasure to have Happy Hippo!!

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Josaphine
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Glad I tried this! Very IMPRESSED!

Stephanie
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Dear HappyHippo readers that read these blog posts but don't comment:

My hope is that if you have questions about this post you'll ask or comment and join the HippoChat, it's super Happy and educational! (Even for me!)


Here's the reason why Red Bentuangie has a "subtle" attachment to it (because it's not "subtle"):

Red Bentuangie Kratom doesn't work like other strains: you don't take your usual dose, you space it.

Take half of your usual dose, wait 30min, take your other half, wait 1hour, take half your usual dose again.

i.e. Usual Dose 4g
10AM - 2g
10:30AM - 2g
(4g total = usual dose)
11:30AM - 2g
= 6g total

It's above your usual dose, but Red Bentuangie isn't subtle, it just needs to be carefully dosed out. Once you get it down, you unlock the fun, Cozy side of it.

Drop comments/questions below! (heart)

P.S. - by Professor Mike (as dubbed by Obi Wan and Puddles Hippo)

Comment was last edited about 1 month ago by Puddles Hippo Mike C
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Hiya Professor Mike,

We haven't personally tried the "spacing" on the doses for Cozy Chocolate Hippo or otherwise, but Puddles is willing to try anything once.

Well, anything that is legal for a Hippo at the age of 6!

Puddles Hippo
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I don't ever space them, but my two Hippo friends tried it accidentally and ended up working great (newbies, so I trust their review) and I tried it and it works great :)

This is just my experience though, and my two Hippo friends' experience.

Just like any kratom experience, and unlike most things in life, results will ALWAYS vary :)

Yes of course anything legal! :)

- Mike C

Mike C
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I take kratom 3-5x daily. Morning, afternoon, evening, and bedtime. With a dose as needed. I find Malay to be a very subtle strain, but Chocolate takes the cake. I used Bali or a Kali at bedtime to get my 6+ hours of sleep. If I don't take a dose immediately before bed, I'd find myself waking up 2-4 hours later. Taking Chocolate Bent right before bed, I am able to get a full 7-8 hours of sleep without tossing and turning or waking up. It also helps with discomfort in my back and hip. Along with having long legs that last 6+ hours. I've also mixed with other greens for daytime strains. Dosing is very particular. I find myself needing slightly more then most other strains, and having to weigh out my dose versus eye ballin my normal doses.For someone looking for a SLOW strain that assists in a good night's rest, and will help with discomfort, OR a great addition to a blend, chocolate is the way to go. ALSO, chocolate Bent is the best tasting strain ive ever had personally.

Eb
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Great line: Chocolate takes the cake.

Chocolate Bent does not take like Chocolate, but perhaps it is the best tasting Kratom Strain.

It's a toss-up between this Strain and Roadrunner Hippo's Original Batch (We have the same Supplier, but batches can vary in taste and experience). (nerd)

Thanks for the thoughts, EB! "With a Dose as needed"

We hope you grace the Hippo Blog with a Dose of your thoughts on a more frequent basis.

Puddles

Puddles Hippo
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The Cozy Chocolate Bentuangie has the most incredible aroma and taste of any of the Happy Hippo strains (Obi will spare the comparisons to the 2000 Petrus). Mixed in 100 % grapefruit juice it is simply delicious and enjoyable to drink. Don't believe me?? Try it. This is a subtle strain. Obi finds Cozy to be a nice, warm, very smooth, calm, peaceful, relaxing but not sedating strain which offers very good, long lasting discomfort relief with a nice, subtle mood-lift. Did I mention very smooth? This strain is relaxing but not sedating, so, I would therefore consider it an mid to upper slow strain.

* For the exceptional nose and flavor alone it is worth it to Get Bent!

For those who have read this far....Obi's Secret Recipe : Equal Parts Smiley Red Horn and Cozy Chocolate Bentuangie ;-)

You can thank me later by contributing to this blog with your comments.

Obi Wan Hippo Nobi - Jedi Master, Gifted In The Ways of The Force
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Someone thank Obi!

He only has so much Force for each day and he's used it on good poetry once again.



Also, Bent is definitely a Mid/Upper Slow Leaf (for most Hippos).

"Get Bent" - Obi Hippo

Puddles Hippo
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Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the Bent and contributing to the blog EB. Your fellow Hippos appreciate your contribution. I hope to see you here regularly.

#HIPPOSTRONG

Obi Wan Got Bent
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