Red Bentuangie: Super Rare "Happy" Kratom

For the record Puddles isn't quite sure of the "proper" Bentuangie pronunciation.

There are a growing number of Kratom Leaves that fall under the branch of Mitragyna Speciosa.

Some are easier to pronounce than others.
(Humans still debate how 'KRATOM' should be spoken!)

You can sound-out Bentuangie however you'd like as you read this Story. Try saying it differently each time for maximum fun.

Most Trees, such as Bali or Maeng Da Kratom, have a popular Leaf to represent each available color. (Red, White, Green, Yellow)

Cozy Chocolate Hippo is ONE OF A KIND — The Red Vein Leaf is the sole representation of Bentuangie Kratom.

Red Bentuangie stands out as such as dark Kratom Powder that the visual descriptor of "Chocolate" is the perfect fit!

Cozy Chocolate Hippo will exceed expectations if you seek a Unique-Happy Kratom Leaf that is guaranteed to enhance your Kratom Rotation.

Cozy Chocolate Hippo is the best Red Bentuangie Kratom on Planet Earth!

Red Bentuangie is a "Unique-Happy" Kratom Leaf that does not taste like Chocolate.

Happy Hippo Supports "Unique" Kratom Leafs like Bentuangie

Puddles has a Gotta Catch Em' All type of mindset when it comes to Kratom Strains. 

We finally caught the Super Rare Red Bentuangie Strain.

If we lose our Farmer it may take years to find another High-Quality Source for Bentuangie. 

Low-Quality Farmers are a dime-a-dozen.

Read: Cheap Kratom Is Not Not Rare At All

BUT, when it comes to Unique Leaf, even Low-Quality Sources are tough to find. 

"Bone Hippo" (Stem and Vein Kratom) was the very 1st Unique Kratom Leaf Puddles found while traveling Planet Earth.

We lost our High-Quality Source for Bone Hippo close to 2 Years ago. We still don't have it on the shelf.

Yellow Sundanese Kratom, a recent addition to the Happy Hippo line-up, also boasts the title of "Unique".  

We suggest to try as many Kratom Strains as you can throughout your lifetime. 

Puddles does his best to acquire Unique Leaf and bring it back to Hippo Headquarters so you don't have to go searching in the jungle. 

Red Vein Kratom is the Most Desired Kratom Leaf Color
(Do All Red Strains have the same Benefits?)

A common misconception is Red Vein Strains are good strains for pain, pain-relief, or strong sedative effects because "Red Vein".

First of all, Happy Hippo does not claim any of its Leafs are pain-relievers or sleep aids.

That's a medical claim and Puddles does not have his PhD. 

Puddles does have his 'Doctorate' in Kratom, though. (8+ Years of Experience, or nearly 20+ Years if you count the Happy Hippo staff!) 

It's pretty safe to say that *SLOW* Kratom does the best job of providing Discomfort-Relief in the Mind and Body. 
(Slow Kratom is not the best Kratom for stimulating properties, Fast Maeng Da or the Fastest Leaf like Thunder Hippo are for Energy)

You won't be disappointed by Red Hot Hippo (Fast, Red Vein) or Happy Hippo 2 (Moderate, Red Vein) as they are both High Quality Leafs.

But — If you seek the BEST Kratom Strains for Discomfort and Sense-of-Well-Being feast your eyes upon our Slow Kratom Leaf.

↓The Best Kratom Strains for Discomfort Are *SLOW*↓

zSlow Leaf

Slow Leaf can be Green, White, Yellow, or Red Vein.

The Red Vein misconception is more of a "Kratom Industry at-large" thing. 

"Buying Kratom should be EASY — Differentiate Kratom Strains by Speed (Fast, Moderate, Slow) before Color for best benefits."

- Puddles Hippo

What To Expect From Cozy Chocolate Hippo

(Red Bentuangie Kratom's "Cozy" Benefits Exceed Expectations!)

We did not really know what to expect upon releasing Cozy Chocolate Hippo as it truly is Unique.

- There's a limited amount of feedback on the Internet for Red Bentuangie Kratom.

Ironically, Cozy Chocolate Hippo has received more feedback than any other Leaf in the past 90 days. 

Most Happy Hippo Clients define Red Bentuangie Kratom Benefits as ~ Cozy, Warm, Happy ~
The feedback we found online denoted Red Bentuangie leans towards being more subtle, so the Kratom Benefits are not as obvious.

Hippos have not expressed this sentiment. Though, subtle is not necessarily 'bad'. 

It's just not normally what you look for when you need help with Discomfort.

Discomfort isn't always definable but it can normally be felt.

Mark Hippo believes Cozy Chocolate Hippo's Kratom Effects are far from subtle. They are distinct and life-changing:

From: Mark Hippo
Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2019
To: Happy Hippo
Subject: Cozy Chocolate Hippo
The cozy chocolate hippo truly is a miracle strain! In this past month I was able to discontinue use of standard discomfort-managing products for this beautiful experience. I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for the perfect long acting leaf that not only provides a calm non jittery energy but also morphs into a wonderful relaxation. I will keep checking the site but please let me know of any mailing list I could possibly join to keep updated. Also any links or sites you have that I could leave reviews, I would love to be a supportive customer helping spread the word. If not know you are providing an amazing service that dramatically improved the quality of my life.
  

(Consider a slightly higher Bentuangie Kratom Dosage if effects are truly too subtle, but as Mark says it is not really "a concern".)

Chocolate Bentuangie is especially helpful for Humans that have a Slow Strain Dominant Rotation.

If other Slow Strains are losing their flame or potency Bentuangie's super unique alkaloids have a high chance of resonating for you. 

Thank you for the generous support and review, Mark. Cheers! 

Closing Thoughts on Rare Red Vein Kratom Strain

Happy Hippo Herbals didn't exactly know what to expect from Red Bentuangie. 

We couldn't find a Source and we figured it wasn't popular for good reason. 

However, Bentuangie Kratom may not be popular due to no one giving it the platform it deserves.

Well, Happy Hippo is going to put this Chocolate Leaf on the map!

This just goes to show, as Puddles preaches from time-to-time:

Keep your Mind [Open] and Expectations [Reasonable] , You never know which Leaf will provide your next best Kratom Experience.

Unique or "New" Kratom Plants oftentimes have the highest chance of unveiling the Magic you seek to release from within yourself. 

Kick back and enjoy the warmth with Cozy Chocolate Hippo.

Your Friend,

Puddles "Sitting By The Fireplace" Hippo




We understand a Golden, Green, or White Bentuangie may exist.
They quite simply are eclipsed by Red Bentuangie's benefits and growing popularity.

[Late July 2019, Update]
Puddles found a High-Quality Source for the heavily requested BONE HIPPO. Surprise! 
Link To: Stem and Vein Kratom

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