Smiley Horned Hippo - The Secret Happy Hippo Leaf (Red Horn Kratom Review)

Hi Happy Friend! 

We're going to tell you about a 'Secret Leaf' that is popular among longtime Kratom enthusiasts but Newbies don't know what to make of it.

Smiley Horned Hippo is my personal favorite among the Slow, Happy varieties.

SENSE OF WELL-BEING. ALWAYS.

SENSE OF EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. ALWAYS.

While you will certainly enjoy the distinct "Smiley" warm relaxation vibes - Smiley Horned Hippo has another 'secret' purpose entirely -

SMILEY HORNED HIPPO IS THE ULTIMATE 'HAPPY' BASE FOR MIXING.

Kratom veterans mix Smiley Horned Hippo (Slow) with Faster Strains to add a "Happy" element or to 'slow down' the more vibrant varieties. 

Smiley Horned Hippo (called 'Smiley' by Hippo customers) is the Slowest (Happiest) Leaf we have and is an exceptional value once you learn to mix multiple Strains.

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Puddles Hippo Tip: Mix Smiley Horned Hippo with any of the Fast Strains for an Energetic but More Happy time!

What is Red Horn Kratom Leaf?
(How is 'Horn' Different than Regular Leaf?)

Horned Kratom Leaf is not particularly different from 'normal' Kratom Leaf, other than it is meant solely for relaxation. 

Physically speaking, Horned Kratom (sometimes called "Spike-y Leaf Kratom") has little "spikes" on the end of the leaves.

These "spikes" can be individual or multiple - 

Horned Kratom Leaf Plant

Compare that to 'normal' Kratom Leaf, which has a tip but not the additional "Horned" spikes - 

Horned Kratom Spikey Leaves

Other than that, Horned Leaf functions similar to all other Slow Kratom Strains.

Why Haven't I Heard About Red Horn Kratom?

Good question.

Most people simply haven't tried Horned Leaf.

Even more people don't understand its true purpose.

There is also an unfortunate preconception among Newbies and rookies that Horned Leaf is "Kratom, but just weaker".

Not so. 

In fact - 

If you can find a quality, mature Horned Leaf (hint: Happy Hippo!) you might actually find that Horned Leaf is actually STRONGER than the others.

Fast Kratom (and also Moderate Leaf, to some extent) only provides a present-but-overall-subtle Sense of Well-Being.

True Horned Leaf will have a pronounced Sense of Well-Being.

Smiley Horned Hippo and White Horned Rhino ReviewHappy Hippo Fact: "Yolo Hippo" was a seasonal Leaf in Fall 2018

What You Can Expect from Smiley Horned Hippo

Stress-free. Discomfort-free. Relaxed. Sense of Well-Being.

Smiley.

Smiley Horned Hippo is Slow Kratom Leaf.

Horned Leaf is not energetic and won't make you want to 'clean your room' like Friendly Ghost Hippo. 

Horned Leaf serves 1 purpose -

Making you Happy

Free of nerves.

Free of discomfort.

Relaxed.

Smiley Horned Smiley is the Slowest-of-the-Slow.

Although nothing is certain and everyone will react differently to the different varieties - we rarely have customers that say that the Horned Varieties don't work pretty well for them.

Puddles Pro-Tip: While many consider Smiley Horned Hippo to be the ultimate 'Chill Out Leaf', it's not particularly a 'Social Leaf' as a standalone. It is best enjoyed in an equally relaxing environment. 

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Why Smiley Horned Hippo is the Secret Happy Hippo Leaf
(The Ultimate 'Happy' Mix Base)

Despite the value as a relaxing standalone, adding Smiley Horned Hippo is the ultimate way to add an element of "Happy" to any strain. 

See for your yourself!

Mix equal parts (1:1) of Smiley Horned Hippo with any other Faster Strain. 

The combinations are endless - 

Smiley Hyper Hippo
1 gram of Hyper Hippo + 1 gram of Smiley Horned Hippo

Smiley Roadrunner Hippo
2 grams of Roadrunner Hippo + 2 grams of Smiley Horned Hippo

Be creative!

Your experience will be similar to what you'd normally expect, but there will be a noticeable element of "Happy" that just wasn't there before.

I absolutely swear by Smiley Horned Hippo for mixing and spicing up other Strains.

Smiley Horned is truly the "Secret Happy Hippo" Leaf.  

Puddles' Truth: It may take many months (or even years) to truly understand the value of each and every Kratom Leaf. The good news is that - It will be a Happy trial and error experience.

Closing Thoughts 

Smiley Horned Hippo (Horned Super Red) is the wonderful, somewhat obscure, Secret Happy Hippo Leaf that is enjoyed to its fullest capacity by veteran Happy Hippo customers.

Relaxing on its own.

Uniquely relaxing in combination with other strains.

While it may take some trial and error to truly "unlock" Smiley Horned Hippo's potential - it is very much worth it.

"Smiley" turns a bad morning into a good afternoon.

Smiles,

Smiley Horned Puddles Hippo  

We will begin to discuss the topic of 'Mixing Kratom Strains' on our new blog.
Which Kratom combinations have worked for you? Please tell us below!
Any comments that request or reference medical advice, conditions or related cannot be approved.

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although HH doesn’t carry it as of now, mixing white bali hippo - white panda - with Thunder Hippo gives me that same feeling- a “happy” sense that wasn’t there before

my all time favorite though (as u know by now especially from my emails lol) is White Horned Rhino mixed with literally ANYTHING, and by itself its my favorite HH strain by itself :-)

- mike c

Mike C
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We place a high trust factor on your feedback. Mike!

You're superb at "painting the picture", regarding how each strain resonates for you.

We'll try to prepare a White Horned Rhino (White Horn Kratom) sale for later this month.

Puddles Hippo
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thank you i appreciate it :)

my friends who are girls have been doing "white panda" (white bali, chicks seem to respond mad well to it) and "white horned rhino" BUT it's VERY intense--

--both in "discomfort relief" and giving you that "get up out of the bed in the morning and hit the gym" and also that "hey i feel a sense of calm, let me go talk to that girl/guy over there at the grocery store/(wherever)" ;)
(happened to me 4 times got 4 digits from Giant (grocery chain on the east...

thank you i appreciate it :)

my friends who are girls have been doing "white panda" (white bali, chicks seem to respond mad well to it) and "white horned rhino" BUT it's VERY intense--

--both in "discomfort relief" and giving you that "get up out of the bed in the morning and hit the gym" and also that "hey i feel a sense of calm, let me go talk to that girl/guy over there at the grocery store/(wherever)" ;)
(happened to me 4 times got 4 digits from Giant (grocery chain on the east coast/PA) and one of my girl friends hit on some guy too at Wegmans (grocery chain everywhere i think) and she was like "order more of that rhino stuff" haha (devil)

- mike c

ps- write a blog post about White Horned Rhino -- i have so many notes/how it resonates in specific situations/etc about it (my favorite strain) so let me know if you want some of those notes, they're really insightful! (humbly speaking)

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Mike C
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(tried using the smiley icons but they just showed up as "(devil)" etc haha)

Mike C
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i enjoy mixing the Bali family strains with Maeng Da strains, for instance white bali with Green Maeng Da is great just as Red Bali with White Maeng Da, there are many combinations when you factor in the golds and yellows of both strains

Ken Fetsko
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Cheers to a belated 4th of July, Ken.

As you and Kelly have suggested, Bali Kratom is a go-to "base" for Kratom mixes.

We wanted to clarify that we consider Gold and Yellow to be synonymous, or the same.
For example, our Yellow Bali has the brand name of Royal Golden Bali.

Puddles Hippo
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These are kinda basic...Im still very much learning. I’m at about a year into the everyday lifestyle. Learning is fun!??

-A Triple Bali Tea can be quite comfy and relieving. (Gold,Red,Green-equal parts) Chris & Puddles are finding us a very nice White Bali I think...?

-A Bali with a Sumatra
(Any Bali w/ any Sumatra) I choose each speed based on how I’m feeling that day-equal parts. Always simple, Always Chill?

-Magic Hippo❤️ with anything! It’s hard to refrain from Magic when my...

These are kinda basic...Im still very much learning. I’m at about a year into the everyday lifestyle. Learning is fun!??

-A Triple Bali Tea can be quite comfy and relieving. (Gold,Red,Green-equal parts) Chris & Puddles are finding us a very nice White Bali I think...?

-A Bali with a Sumatra
(Any Bali w/ any Sumatra) I choose each speed based on how I’m feeling that day-equal parts. Always simple, Always Chill?

-Magic Hippo❤️ with anything! It’s hard to refrain from Magic when my receptors have to break from it?...

-Osha Hippo ?(Green Bali + Rockstar-equal parts I believe). Perfect not-too-fast as I have had a long & nasty struggle with anxiety/worries...and the bad that can come along with those issues...

Hippos and Hippo CBD have made me HAPPY ??❤️? CLEARLY living again over here!

Thanks Chris, Puddles and Hippo Posse ?!!!

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KELLY MARISTANY
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-A Triple Bali Tea can be quite comfy and relieving. (Gold,Red,Green-equal parts) Chris & Puddles are finding us a very nice White Bali I think...?


Indeed! We have reserved a treasure chest to be filled with a future high-quality White Bali Kratom, on Puddles' sailboat.

Or, a plot of our farm has been designated for a White Bali.

It's been one of the more-requested strains as of late, as well as Stem-and-Vein.

Top Secret News: Stem and Vein or "Bone Hippo" will be back, soon!

Puddles Hippo
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I absolutely love to use WHR with my fast strains, such as GMD/RMD/Viet/Malaysian and so on. I'll definitely be getting some of these and trying them out stand-alone and as a mixer.

Also, can we please bring back hybrids?! Like the santa hippo, that was insanely good!! I'd be willing to pay extra for the bags to be premixed, maybe this could be implemented as a service in the future? :)

Cheers,
Ben Hecksher II

Ben Hecksher II
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The Hybrids are generally centered around seasonal events, or Holidays.

Christmas (Santa Hippo)
St. Patricks (4 Leaf Clover Hippo)
Halloween (Spooky Hippo)

So on and so forth...

We will try to have a Hybrid strain available within the next 45 Days.

If we come across a really, really good mix... We may not be able to resist!

Puddles Hippo
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Dan,

Definitely take me and Obi's word for it - White Horned Rhino will blow you out of the water if you love Smiley Horned Hippo. It's a different feeling, but will definitely make you feel "one with your environment". Tbh, just makes me smile

Mike C
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