The Best Kratom Strain Blends - Old Hippo Recipes + More!

 

You guys have waited long enough... 

We are FINALLY giving everyone access to Puddle’s Recipe Book!

This Holy Grail Blog post holds all the old strain mixes we used to carry - with links to the strains so you can make them yourself at home

We also made sure to add some Customer Recommendations to help those branch out and use their K-leaf to its full potential! 

Before We Jump Into It....

If for some reason your favorite mix is not below - this is because it probably contained a specific strain that we do not carry anymore. If you have a question about a strain - email our Hippo Helpers at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

All strain mixes (unless otherwise specified) are taken in 50/50 portions 

Example: If your regular dose is 4 grams, you should take 2 grams of EACH strain

 

Old Hippo Kratom Strains:

 Candy Cane Hippo: Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo) + White Hulu (Chill Hippo)

  • An old beloved Holiday Strain!
  • Resonates: Moderate

 Dark Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + White Thai Elite (Lightning Hippo)

  • Fun fact about this strain: this was our FASTEST sell out strain EVER! We sold out of this strain in less than 24 hours - so it’s a good one.
  • Resonates: Fast

 Dos Horns: Red Horn (Smiley Horned Hippo) + White Horn (White Horned Rhino)

  • Named by one of Happy Hippo’s biggest fans, Obi! It’s a great mix for customers who prefer Slow Strains
  • Resonates: Slow

 Gobbles Hippo: Yellow Borneo (Snuggie Hippo) + Green Bali (Top Shelf Bali)

  • Our most recent Thanksgiving strain 
  • Resonates: Slow

 Hard Hat Hippo: Diamond Malaysian (Thunder Hippo) + Gold Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)

  • In respect of Labor Day, this was a customer favorite!
  • Resonates: Super Fast

 Haunted Hippo: Diamond Malaysion (Thunder Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our most RECENT Halloween strain
  • Resonates: Super Fast

 Hero Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + White Vein Borneo (Ghost Hippo) 

  • Recently sold for our Veteran’s Day strain
  • Resonates: Moderate

 Hippity Hoppity Hippo: White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our Easter strain from earlier last year
  • Resonates: Fast Moderate

 Hippo 2k20: Green Vein Thai (Atomic Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • Our 2020 New Year’s strain
  • Resonates: Fast

 Honky Tonk Hippo: Yellow Viet (Wild Golden Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) 

  • In Remembrance of Elvis Preseley! Smooth, like the King of Rock n’ Roll
  • Resonates: Fast 

 Light Hippo: Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo) + Green Hulu (Harmony Hippo) 

  • Released with Dark Hippo on ‘May the 4th be with you’
  • Resonates: Moderate 

 Patriot Hippo: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • Our Memorial Day strain 
  • Resonates: Fast 

 Rainbow Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + Yellow Viet (Wild Golden Hippo) 

  • This mix is divided into thirds - if your normal dose is 6 grams, use 2g of each 
  • Released for Pride Month in 2020
  • Resonates: Fast Moderate

 Ragin’ Cajun: White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo) + Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) 

  • Dedicated to our 3 employees from Louisiana. Born on the Bayou!
  • Resonates: Fast

 Spooky Hippo: White Vein Borneo (Ghost Hippo) + Red Sumatra (Magic Hippo)

  • A Halloween strain from wayyyy back
  • Resonates: Slow

 Superhuman Hippo: Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) + Yellow Indo (Sassy Hippo)

  • Our best New Year’s strain yet! Great to kick off 2021
  • Resonates: Super Fast

 Sweetheart Hippo: Red Malay (Fire Hippo) + Ruby Red Thai (Invincible Hippo)

  • 2020’s Valentine’s Day strain
  • Resonates: Slow Moderate

 Tickle Me Pink: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo)

  • For Breast Cancer Awareness Month 
  • Resonates: Fast

 Yolo Hippo: Red Maeng Da (Red Hot Hippo) + Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo) 

  • One of our oldest strains out there
  • Resonates: Fast

 

Puddle’s Secret Weapon for Mixing Kratom Strains…

Something that a lot of customers may not know - is that some strains are good for increasing the effectiveness of another strain

For example, there are two strains that are great “potentiator” strains

These two strains are Platinum White Bali and White Horned Rhino

Platinum White Bali is the best for making Fast strains Faster, and White Horned Rhino is best for making Slow strains Slower

This is not specific science, just something our Hippo Employees figured out after many many burns

The way you would mix these in with your strains, however, is a 3:1 ratio. 

If your normal serving size is 4 grams, try 3 grams of whatever other strain you are going to take, along with 1 gram of the ‘potentiator’ strain

Try it for yourself and tell us what you think!

 

Customer Recommendations

A few months ago - we posted a Facebook poll for what strains customers like to make at home

Here are some unique ones:

To see the entire comment section of this post, click here ---> Facebook Post 

If you haven’t seen your favorite mix up here and want to share the recipe - comment below!

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Comments (5)

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What happens if you mix platinum white bali with white horn? I know you said white horn makes slow strains slower and white bali makes fast strains faster. I'm tempted to buy both and mix them together and see what results.

Matt
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Hmm...I can't recall ever trying this! You will have to try it and let us know how it works!

Avery
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Sassy + White Elephant = energy and productivity to match! 3

Comment was last edited about 3 months ago by Avery Brad
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Awesome mix, Brad!

We'll have to try that out ourselves

Avery
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Magic Hippo and Jolly Green Hippo! Like 3:1...I am a slow Kratom kind of guy, but I like to charge the slow leaf with a little fast or moderate. So far it seems to work very well!

Jon
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