--IMPORTANT PLEASE READ--
PENS WORK GREAT – BUT CONSIDER PENS TO BE UNFLAVORED
These are our new Vape Pens – we packed them so full of CBD Oil that the flavoring is weak.
The CBD is great and the effects are noticable, but unfortunately – the flavors are subtle (at best).
This was our first attempt at making our own CBD (THC-FREE) vape pens.
We are super proud about the CBD quality, effects, packaging, but unfortunately the flavoring is weak.
We will try to get this right next time.
We wanted to pack the pens with has much CBD as possible and the flavor got knocked out.
These pens DO WORK (very well, I might add), but please understand – the flavoring is weak.
Although some pens have a stronger flavor than others, please consider these pens to be unflavored.
Introducing Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens
500 MG CBD Per Pen | 2.0-3.0 MG Per 3-Second Puff
The long awaited Happy Hippo CBD vape pens are now here!
It took over a year to get this product together, find the perfect vape pen model, create the highest quality oil without crystallization, trial different flavors, test pen functionality and performance, third party test the oil to confirm purity and lack of residual THC, have a review and compliance team personally test the final product multiple times, create amazing looking packaging for the pens, and finally bring it to life!
Hippo CBD Vape Pen Specifications
The Hippo Disposable Vape Pen contains 500 milligrams of THC-free broad spectrum hemp oil (CBD).
Each 3-second puff delivers approximately 3.0 mg of CBD.
The pen comes in 3 different flavor variations.
NOTE: FLAVOR IS VERY SUBTLE/WEAK
- Blue Raspberry Pop
- Jolly Apple Hippo
- Peaches & Cream
The Broad Spectrum Oil (BSO) used in our pens has a MCT based carrier oil, is a THC-free distillate, and does not contain VG (Vegetable Glycerin) or PG (Propylene Glycol). During our performance testing in multiple devices we subjected it to an array of extreme conditions to assess stability.
We cooled it, heated it, and had it sit for long periods of time, and it was the same smooth consistency every single time.
It took us a while to nail this as the concentration of our oil is so high. CBD vape pens almost always have an isolate as opposed to a higher quality BSO, and the milligram content used is typically lower too.
Our formulation with BSO THC-Free Distillate with MCT is almost identical in smoothness when compared to PG and VG based oils with a weaker Isolate.
We did several tests to make sure it was exactly the same consistency and will give you 500 mg per pen.
The oil in our vape pens is NOT the same as our oil tinctures.
Our tinctures (drops) are Hempseed oil and BSO, not MCT oil and BSO.
Our tinctures will not be usable in any vaping device as the oil is much thicker and contains more plant material.
In higher concentrations crude straight broad spectrum oil (like in a BSO tincture) will crystallize and turn into goopy tar in a vape
If that crude straight BSO was put in a vaping device it would crystalize, taste like burnt oil, ruin the device, and could even cause lung damage to the user.
Our CBD vape pen formulation maintains as high of a concentration of CBD and plant material as possible without sacrificing performance, or crossing the danger threshold that some less responsible companies will gladly and/or ignorantly cross.
Our vape pens are the pinnacle of quality, purity and performance.
What Exactly is CBD?
CBD is the medicinally beneficial compound in the cannabis or hemp plant.
Most people are familiar in some capacity with “THC”.
THC is the psychoactive component of the cannabis plant.
Did you know there is another non-psychoactive ingredient within the plant that supports remarkable wellness benefits?
That ingredient is Cannabidiol or “CBD.”
Its health benefits are well established and scientifically founded.
Potential benefits of CBD Oil:
- Supports Physical Discomfort Relief *
- Supports Anti-Inflammation *
- Supports Stress Reduction *
- Supports Mood Elevation *
- Supports Overall Wellness *
- Supports Improved Sleep *
There are a group of cannabinoid receptors in the brain, central and peripheral nervous systems.
They are cumulatively referred to as the “endocannabinoid system.”
Hemp Oil interacts with CB1 and CB2 receptors and has shown to support a natural enhancement of the immune system.
What Makes “Happy Hippo’s CBD Vape Pens” Better Than the Other Products?
We are disappointed that we couldn’t nail a stronger flavoring, but these pens really do ‘take the edge off’.
Sadly, most hemp oil products on the market do not actually meet legal manufacturing standards and still have traces of THC (the psychoactive compound in cannabis).
In addition, among the few truly THC-free hemp oil products on the market, the majority of those are CBD isolates that have been stripped of their plant parts, terpenes, flavonoids, and other cannabinoids.
Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens are a ‘Broad Spectrum’ (not an isolate) product.
These compounds synergistically amplify the therapeutic benefits of each cannabinoid, and stripping a product of them will decrease its efficacy.
This synergy is more commonly known as the “entourage effect.”
The Lautenberg Centre for General and Tumor Immunology evaluated the efficacy of whole plant extracts in comparison to isolated cannabinoid extracts.
The study was published in 2015 and found that full spectrum cannabidiol was more effective than pure cannabidiol isolates and exhibited a superior dose-response.
While we could have easily spent a significant amount less and manufactured a THC-free isolate like every other company, we spent almost twice as much to create the highest quality 100% THC-free broad spectrum hemp oil product in the country.
All of our products derive from only the finest USA Colorado grown industrial hemp.
Our hemp oil is produced with a unique extraction process that yields the highest grade, pesticide free, Non-GMO hemp extract in the world.
This purity is reflected in our third party test results, which we pay to have done on every single batch.
Our hemp farm partners are all fully compliant with all State Department of Agriculture regulations, LGMP Certified and Food Certified.
Happy Hippo only uses 100% USA-grown, non- GMO, phytocannabinoid-rich industrial hemp with non-existent levels of THC (literally none).
The extraction of our broad spectrum hemp ensures that all other compounds found within the plant are preserved in the process, but the THC is completely removed.
The meticulous level of quality control and broad spectrum hemp extract are what ultimately separates Happy Hippo’s CBD Vape Pens from the hordes of companies unloading random CBD products on the market.
Because our broad spectrum hemp extract contains everything except the THC, our hemp oil delivers the enhanced benefits of the “entourage effect” without any potential psychoactive effects (no getting high), and without being illegal in several states.
Every single Happy Hippo Hemp Oil batch is triple lab-tested and lab sealed, with third party analysis results posted on our product page.
Unlike the companies that cut corners and forgo HPLC testing, what is on our label is exactly what’s inside each bottle.
All About Happy Hippo’s CBD Vape Pen Oil
Happy Hippo’s CBD Vape Pen Oil meets both of the following conditions:
1. Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens do not contain any THC at all. Not even trace amounts.
2. The Hemp in Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens comes solely from parts excluded from our state’s (Idaho) legal definition of cannabis.
Specifically, Happy Hippo Vape Pen Oil ONLY contains Hemp from the –
(a) mature stalks of the plant;
(b) fiber produced from the stalks;
(c) oil or cake made from the seeds or the achene of such plant;
(d) any other compound, manufacture, salt, derivative, mixture, or preparation of the mature stalks; or
(e) the sterilized seed of such plant which is incapable of germination.
Therefore - the cultivation, production, possession, or consumption of hemp extracts, oils, and derivatives is not be illegal under Idaho (or any other state) law.
How to Use Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens
Use as directed, the directions on your box say -
Use as needed whenever feeling stressed or looking to unwind.
Do not use more than 20 servings in any given hour.
Each 3-second puff delivers approximately 3.0 mg of CBD.
You must be 18 years or the legal age for smoking in your state. This product is for adult use only. Store in a cool dry place, contact with excessive heat and/or water will result in crystallization.
Only for use in electronic cigarette devices. Do not ingest. Do not apply to skin. Do not mix with water. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Use caution when using this formula in a closed area as it results in residue and the impact of second hand vapor to humans and pets has not yet been established.
These products have not been evaluated by the FDA. The efficacy of these products have not had FDA-approved research and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented is not a substitute for or alternative to healthcare practitioners.
We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
*Disclaimer: Happy Hippo CBD Vape Pens are NOT meant to treat or cure any disease, nor are they meant to be used alongside or replace any of your medications. The statements on this page have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. Consult a physician before using this or any other supplement. All information presented is not a substitute for or alternative to healthcare practitioners. DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications. Not for sale to persons under 18.
Hemp CBD Oil Vape Pens (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE) *CBD IS STRONG BUT FLAVOR IS WEAK*
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