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Happy Hippo Hemp CBD Oil


100% Happy Peppermint Flavor & Legal in All 50 States

April 9: Introducing "Happy Hippo Hemp Oil" (CBD)

The long awaited Hippo CBD is now here!

It was a lengthy process to put this product together, personally test it, have a lab test it (100% THC FREE) and finally bring it to life!

What Exactly is CBD?

CBD is the medicinally beneficial compound in the cannabis or hemp plant.

Most people are familiar in some capacity with "THC".

THC is the psychoactive component of the cannabis plant.

Did you know there is another non-psychoactive ingredient within the plant that supports remarkable health benefits?

That ingredient is Cannabidiol or "CBD".

Its health benefits are well established and scientifically founded.

Potential benefits of CBD Oil:

  • Supports Physical Discomfort Relief*
  • Supports Anti-Inflammation*
  • Supports Stress Reduction*
  • Supports Mood Elevation*
  • Supports Overall Wellness*
  • Supports Improved Sleep*

There are a group of cannabinoid receptors in the brain, central and peripheral nervous systems.

They are cumulatively referred to as the "endocannabinoid system".

Hemp Oil interacts with CB1 and CB2 receptors and has shown to support a natural enhancement of the immune system.

What Makes "Happy Hippo Hemp Oil" Better Than the Other Hemp Oil products on the Market?

Sadly, most hemp oil products on the market do not actually meet legal manufacturing standards and still have traces of THC (the psychoactive compound in cannabis).

In addition, among the few truly THC-free hemp oil products on the market, the majority of those are CBD isolates that have been stripped of their plant parts, terpenes, flavonoids, and other cannabinoids.

Happy Hippo CBD is a 'Broad Spectrum' (not an isolate) product.

(the FULL lab report, including our broad spectrum profile can be downloaded here)

These compounds synergistically amplify the therapeutic benefits of each cannabinoid, and stripping a product of them will decrease its efficacy.

This synergy is more commonly known as the “entourage effect”.

The Lautenberg Centre for General and Tumor Immunology evaluated the efficacy of whole plant extracts in comparison to isolated cannabinoid extracts.

The study was published in 2015 and found that full spectrum cannabidiol was more effective than pure cannabidiol isolates and exhibited a superior dose-response.

While we could have easily spent a significant amount less and manufactured a THC-free isolate like every other company, we spent almost twice as much to create the highest quality 100% THC-free broad spectrum hemp oil product in the country.   

All of our products derive from only the finest USA Colorado grown industrial hemp.

No China! No random source!

Our hemp oil is produced with a unique extraction process that yields the highest grade, pesticide free, Non-GMO hemp extract in the world.

This purity is reflected in our third party test results, which we pay to have done on every single batch.

Our hemp farm partners are all fully compliant with all State Department of Agriculture regulations, LGMP Certified and Food Certified.  

Happy Hippo only uses 100% USA-grown, non-GMO, phytocannabinoid-rich industrial hemp with non-existent levels of THC (literally none).

The extraction of our broad spectrum hemp ensures that all other compounds found within the plant are preserved in the process, but the THC is completely removed.

Our meticulous level of quality control and broad spectrum hemp extract are what ultimately separates Happy Hippo Hemp Oil from the hordes of companies unloading random CBD products on the market.

Because our broad spectrum hemp extract contains everything except the THC, our hemp oil delivers the enhanced benefits of the “entourage effect” without any potential psychoactive effects (no getting high), and without being illegal in several states.

Every single Happy Hippo Hemp Oil batch is triple lab-tested and lab sealed, with third party analysis results posted on our product page.

Unlike the companies that cut corners and forgo HPLC testing, what is on our label is exactly what’s inside each bottle.

All About Happy Hippo Hemp Oil

Happy Hippo Hemp Oil meets both of the following conditions:

  1. Happy Hippo Hemp Oil does not contain any THC at all. Not even trace amounts. Consequently, Happy Hippo Hemp Oil is fully legal in all 50 states.

2. The Hemp in Happy Hippo Hemp Oil comes solely from parts excluded from our state’s legal definition of marijuana.

Specifically, Happy Hippo Hemp Oil ONLY contains Hemp from the - 

(a) mature stalks of the plant;

(b) fiber produced from the stalks;

(c) oil or cake made from the seeds or the achene of such plant;

(d) any other compound, manufacture, salt, derivative, mixture, or preparation of the mature stalks; or 

(e) the sterilized seed of such plant which is incapable of germination.


Therefore - the cultivation, production, possession, or consumption of hemp extracts, oils, and derivatives would not be illegal under Idaho (or any other state) law. 

Happy Hippo Hemp Oil is concentrated to approximately 8.33mg broad spectrum hemp extract per milliliter of oil.

In each 1 fl oz bottle, there is 250mg broad spectrum hemp extract suspended in 30 ml of hemp seed oil.

Each bottle is peppermint flavored with peppermint extract.

How to Use Happy Hippo CBD Oil

Use as directed, the directions on your bottle say -

Shake well before each use.

Gently squeeze the rubber end and release.

The dropper will be half full, which equates to one serving (oil will not fill the entire dropper).

Avoid touching the dropper to your mouth to preserve the quality of the hemp oil.

Adults (18+) take one 1 mL serving (½ dropper) twice per day, or as directed by your healthcare professional.

We recommend holding your preferred dose under your tongue for approximately 30 seconds before swallowing to experience the dose’s full effects.

Terms of Use


Not intended for persons under 18 years of age.

Do not exceed the recommended serving size. Pregnant or nursing mothers, children and individuals with a known medical condition should consult a physician before using this or any other supplement. Do not use if safety seal is damaged or missing. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep this product out of direct sunlight.

We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
*Disclaimer: Happy Hippo Hemp Oil is NOT meant to treat or cure any disease, nor is it meant to be used alongside or replace any of your medications. The statements on this page have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. Consult a physician before using this or any other supplement. All information presented is not a substitute for or alternative to healthcare practitioners. DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications. Not for sale to persons under 18.

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