Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
(For Adults 21+ Only)

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Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains)If you want to try our exotic leaves you sho..

$35.00

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..

$15.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I !!!The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)..

$15.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

May 21: Low stock, will refill soonHappy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian str..

$14.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

May 21: Low stock, full restock by the end of the week.This is our most popular strain, we'll have i..

$17.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

May 21: Out of Stock, Restock by the end of the month.May 7th: Small Restock!Magic (Famous Magical) ..

$17.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$14.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo (Sumatra Green) Consider this "Pleasant Green Hippo 2.0". It is the same G..

$14.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

May 21: Low stock, will restock in 1-2 weeks.Try our SLOWEST (potentially, Happiest) Leaf!Smiley Hor..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

May 21: Low stock, will refill soon!Sunshine Hippo (Elite Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projec..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!)(Elite Maeng Da White Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf(a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast..

$15.00

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)This one is good. Real good.I can't tell you how Happy w..

$14.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

May 21: Low stock, will restock soon (priority)Thunder Hippo!!2018's Best Strain, 2018's Best New Fa..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Happy Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Absurdly Low Clearance Firesale price @$140/KG, 70% OffKG bag = 5-10 Year Supply (if used responsibl..

$10.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

May 21: Low Stock, restock coming in the next 0-14 days."The BEST Non-Generic Bali on Planet Earth"H..

$14.00

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

May 15: About 3 4oz bags left (full restock soon)-WHITE HULU IS THE BEST HULU-1/20 New Hulu Exotic L..

$14.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

May 21: Out of stock *We will restock soon*It's Friendly Ghost Hippo!!!Woooo it's.... Ghost Hippo!Bo..

$14.00

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

Try this relaxing, smooth High-End Bali Leaf"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Bali Elite Red)Projected Speed:..

$14.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

May 15: 10 1oz bags remain (restock coming soon)White Rhino = Our Most Underrated Leaf!'Super White ..

$14.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

* Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but WILL contain 10 or 50 grams o..

$15.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm![READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW] Green Maeng Da via Ve..

$9.00

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

Try the Golden Viet Leaf, the best Viet leaf of the bunch!Fast(er) Rare Light Golden Vietnamese Leaf..

$14.00

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

May 21: Low stock, will reload soon.High-Quality Bali, affordable priceGreen Bali from the Little Ru..

$9.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FULLY cGMP compli..

$20.00

Thai Elite Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

Thai Elite Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

A High-Quality Green Thai, Fast but Balanced (No Jitterbugs!)Atomic Green Thai Hippo!A Thai that bri..

$14.00

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

HORNY HIPPO (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)"Horny Hippo" was a y..

$25.00

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

New, Strong Instant Kava Juice Extract 30%!Super Juice Extracted directly from a mature Kava Plant -..

$20.00

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

* Out of stock currently. We are hoping to reload by May 1.This is very bold Kanna.**"Smoker's cut" ..

$20.00

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Royal Golden Bali Hippo: A very very smooth Bali, soft powder.Not grainy like yucky generic Bal..

$14.00

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

May 15: 10 bags remain, full restock soon...Super Akuamma 20x  - 50 grams(Much better than regu..

$30.00

Happy Hippo Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

Happy Hippo Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

May 23: First-Time CBD Sale! 30-50% Off!!!(Regular price: $35) We are low on K product and running ..

$25.00

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Mellow Yellow Hippo (Yellow Sundanese)!Projected Speed: Relaxing/HappyHappy Hippo's first ever Yello..

$14.00

Indo Super White (Roadrunner Hippo)

Indo Super White (Roadrunner Hippo)

New! Roadrunner Hippo (Indo Super White)Moderate, Clear-Headed Enthusiasm and Energy.Projected Speed..

$17.00

Bentuangie Chocolate (Cozy Chocolate Hippo)

Bentuangie Chocolate (Cozy Chocolate Hippo)

New! Cozy Chocolate HippoTry Hippo's version of this relaxing slow Leaf!!Cozy Chocolate Hippo (Bentu..

$14.00