Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
(For Adults 21+ Only)
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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains)If you want to try our exotic leaves you sho..
Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try!
If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..
Happy Hippo I !!!The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)..
Happy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happ..
Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..
Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..
Magic (Famous Magical) Hippo Red Sumatra!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated..
Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..
Dec 31: Pleasant Green Hippo (Sumatra Green) Returns!!!* After being MIA for 4 months, Puddles broug..
Try our SLOWEST (potentially, Happiest) Leaf!Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Spee..
Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)See a..
Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..
Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!)(Elite Maeng Da White Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (..
Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf(a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast..
Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic LeafPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elepha..
FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!This one is good. Real good.Fire Hipp..
Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProj..
Thunder Hippo - 2018's Best New Hippo Leaf!!![Fast Rating 11/10]4/25: Rivaling Rockstar & Hyper ..
Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!
Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary s..
Raw Golden Maca (50 Grams)January 13: 25% Off - $6 (usually $8)-August 2018 Lot-
Raw Golden Maca Po..
December 11th - King Solomon Kava Juice Extract is back!This batch is the original Kava Juice Extrac..
Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic, grainy Ba..
-WHITE HULU IS THE BEST HULU-1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Com..
Friendly Ghost HippoHappy Hippo's Strongest Leaf for Summer?** The positive feedback on Ghost has be..
Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..
"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Sl..
White Rhino = Our Most Underrated Leaf!'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (..
[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..
Slowwww-Mo Hippo! (New, June 1!)SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf disc..
Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm![READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW]
Green Maeng Da via Ve..
Fast(er) Rare Light Golden Vietnamese LeafMost Viet Leaf is Green, This one is YellowProjected speed..
July 22: New! "Big Country" (Common) Bali (Green Leaf)
High-Quality Bali, affordable priceGreen Bal..
Sale 20% Off ($15 usually $20)Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo CapsulesElite Maeng Da GreenManufa..
January 18: Hero Hippo Last Call!33-66% Off 1 & 4oz until supplies exhaust...Last call on some s..
Aug 31: New Atomic Green Thai Hippo!!!!A Thai that brings the energy/enthusiasm but not the yucky.At..
Jan 14: Ragin' Cajun Hippo 35-66% Off 1&4oz!!(Early Bird Hippo - January 13 Sunday Sale)Last Cal..
HORNY HIPPO - New October 5 2018 (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)..
Lumberjack Intro Sale 33-66% Off 1&4oz!New Jan 9: Lumberjack (Filipino) Hippo!A completely new G..