Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter
(Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz)
New Batch: October 2020 (issues corrected: larger sticker, shrink wrap container, protection seal)
Soothe and Relax away your unhappy aches!
We did it!
We put together the World’s Only Kratom (Magic Hippo), CBD AND Arnica Lotion.
(we think it’s the only one with all 3)
This took some time because our Happy Hippo Family created it – skincare companies refuse to work with Kratom.
There was quite a bit of trial and error.
Getting and keeping Kratom powder into a Coconut Oil solution and not leave green residue was a task.
- 1000mg Happy Hippo CBD
- 8500mg Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra)
- .5 ml High-Concentrate Arnica Oil
What Does Happy Hippo Comforting Body Butter Do?
Our product is a topical lotion (not for oral use) that is meant to soothe and comfort your body.
It is made with our Magic Hippo, which tends to be the very best “relief” powder that we have.
How Do I Use Happy Hippo Body Butter?
Apply liberally and rub it on in!
Keep rubbing unil the lotion disappears into you skin.
You can use it anytime and multiple times a day.
There is 4oz of lotion, but ‘how long it lasts’ it will depend on how much you use
What Should I Expect from Happy Hippo Body Butter?
Comfort and Relaxation.
It should make the specfic uncomfortable area feel better.
We created countless experimental prototype versions to make sure that the product rubbed in nicely. There’s only so much Kratom that we could fit in the lotion, it should have a site-specifc topical effect.
Will I Turn Green or Smell Like a Plant?
No and No!
The lotion is more on the dark Red side (Magic Hippo) but it rubs in very well.
The smell is from a mix of Tea Tree, Arnica and Camphor Oil. Puddles thinks it smells good – Minty smell! Don’t eat it though!
What Should I Expect Magic Hippo Body Butter to Do?
Happy (Magic) Hippo Body Butter is still a bit of an ‘experimental product’, but here is what you can expect – based on what my Dad, who always has considerable knee discomfort, said –
If you have some discomfort – Happy Hippo Body Butter will make it nearly go away entirely.
If you have a lot of discomfort – Happy Hippo Body Butter will make a good amount of it go away.
Reapply as needed.
We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides.
Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)
- Product Code: Body Butter Luke's Homemade Lotion
- Availability: 490