Red Horn Kratom Powder

SUMMARY: [Smiley Horned Hippo]

  • Red Horn Kratom Effects SLOW (Deep Relief, Calm Mind, Happy Mentality) 

  • Newbie Red Horn Kratom Dosage Advice 

  • Red Horn Kratom Review

  • Packaged in-house via a GMP Compliant Facility laugh Quality Tested for Purity yes
    (Hippo Headquarters, BOISE ID – Best Place To Buy Kratom on Planet Earth!)

Why Buy Red Horn Kratom? [Effects]

Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare Red Horn!

Red Horn Effects can be predicted by comparison to each Powder:

  1. Speed: SLOW

  2. Origin: HORN

  3. Vein Color: RED

How much Red Horn Kratom to Take? [Dosage]

Newbies may care to start with these Kratom dose recommendations:

  • Female Newbies Start At – 0.5 Red Horn Gram (¼ Teaspoon)

  • Male Newbies Start At – 1.0 Red Horn Gram (½ Teaspoon)

These dosages are very conservative suggestions of how much Horn Kratom to take.

You will likely need more and that is OK!

Start at a low dose and make small serving-size tweaks (~0.25 Grams) between each Experience.

If you are looking for expert-level advice, Puddles wrote the best Kratom Dosage Guide for you. 

Good Rule of Thumb: Less is More wink

Happy Hippo Storytime – Red Horn Kratom [Review]

Years ago, Horn Kratom wasn’t very well known. Smiley Horned Hippo arrived in 2015 (wow, almost 5 years) and since has carried the title of the Slowest Leaf. You’ll see it at the bottom of the Kratom Strain Chart. It’s a very “Happy” or positive influencer for sense-of-well-being. 

Some aspects of Horned Leaf are still unknown, like Red Horn’s potential to be a solid ‘Happy-base’ for Kratom Combos! Chris Hippo (Owner of Happy Hippo and decade-long Kratom enthusiast) has openly proclaimed Smiley Horned Hippo as his all-time special, Secret Kratom Strain

‘Combo’ Rule of Thumb: Keep a 1:1 Ratio so your best experiments are repeatable! enlightened
*If you try 2.0 Grams of Red Horn, use 2.0 Grams of Green Maeng Da too!

Where Can I Buy Safe Red Horn Kratom Online? 

Happy Hippo's Kratom Powder Lineup proudly features Good Manufacturing Practices (GMP).
*certified by the American Kratom Association
** official Happy Hippo Facebook Announcement

GMP means a product is manufactured under the standards of 21 CFR 111.

Each Red Horn Package for sale is filled and sealed under “Good Manufacturing Practices”. 

Red Horn Kratom GMP

“The Not-So-Secret, Super Slow-Happy Leaf”

Terms of Use

We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.    
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides

Red Horn Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)

  • Product Code: Smiley Horned Hippo
  • Availability: 570
  • $13.00

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