Smiley Horned Hippo is Finally Back!!!!
Happy Hippo’s “Slowest” (Happiest & Most Physically/Psychologically Relaxing) Leaf!
After 4 long months, Smiley Horned Hippo has returned!
Smiley Horned Hippo (Deep Relief & Happiness)
Red Horn Kratom Powder
Why Buy Red Horn Kratom? [Effects]
Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare Red Horn!
Speed: SLOW (Deep Relief, Calm Mind, Happy Mentality)
Vein Color: RED
Happy Hippo Storytime – Red Horn Kratom [Review]
Years ago, Horn Kratom wasn’t very well known. Smiley Horned Hippo arrived in 2015 (wow, almost 5 years) and since has carried the title of the Slowest Leaf. You’ll see it at the bottom of the Kratom Strain Chart. It’s a very “Happy” or positive influencer for sense-of-well-being.
Some aspects of Horned Leaf are still unknown, like Red Horn’s potential to be a solid ‘Happy-base’ for Kratom Combos! Chris Hippo (Owner of Happy Hippo and decade-long Kratom enthusiast) has openly proclaimed Smiley Horned Hippo as his all-time special, Secret Kratom Strain.
‘Combo’ Rule of Thumb: Keep a 1:1 Ratio so your best experiments are repeatable!
*If you try 2.0 Grams of Red Horn, use 2.0 Grams of Green Maeng Da too!
“The Not-So-Secret, Super Slow-Happy Leaf”
We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides.
Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)
- Product Code: Smiley Horned Hippo
- Availability: 553
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