White Malay Kratom Powder

SUMMARY: [Thunder Hippo]

  • White Malay Kratom Effects ► FASTEST (Maximum Motivation, Peak Power Potential)

  • Newbie White Malay Kratom Dosage Advice 

  • White Malay Kratom Review

  • Packaged in-house via a GMP Compliant Facility laugh Quality Tested for Purity yes
    (Hippo Headquarters, BOISE ID – Best Place To Buy Kratom on Planet Earth!)

Why Buy White Malay Kratom? [Effects]

Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare product choices!

Thunder Hippo Effects can be predicted by comparison to each Powder:

  1. Speed: FAST

  2. Origin: MALAYSIAN

  3. Vein Color: WHITE

How much White Malay Kratom to Take? [Dosage]

Newbies may care to start with these Kratom dose recommendations:

  • Female Newbies Start At – 0.5 White Malay Gram (¼ Teaspoon)

  • Male Newbies Start At – 1.0 White Malay Gram (½ Teaspoon)

These dosages are very conservative suggestions of how much White Malaysian Kratom to take.

You will likely need more and that is OK!

Start at a low dose and make small serving-size tweaks (~0.25 Grams) between each Experience.

If you are looking for expert-level advice, Puddles wrote the best Kratom Dosage Guide for you.

Good Rule of Thumb: Less is More wink

Happy Hippo Storytime – White Malay Kratom [Review]

Happy Hippo provides the best White Malay Kratom – HANDS DOWN, NO CONTEST.

Thunder Hippo’s unbridled popularity speaks for itself, considering White Malay isn’t even a popular choice elsewhere. Thunder Hippo found a home at Hippo in 2018 and easily became an “Award-Winning” Leaf, White Malay Kratom still stands as the 3rd Most Popular Fast Leaf behind: 

Thunder Hippo, for most Hippo Customers, is the “Fastest” available Leaf.

This is a fantastic selling-point as most Hippos live an active lifestyle. 

If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers) cheeky

In reality - 

  • 60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
  • 15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
  • 25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100. 

Customers purchase Fast Kratom Strains as they are the best for Stimulation and Productivity.

In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air". 

An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental & Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age. heart

Where Can I Buy Safe White Malay Kratom Online? 

Happy Hippo's Kratom Powder Lineup proudly features Good Manufacturing Practices (GMP).
*certified by the American Kratom Association
** official Happy Hippo Facebook Announcement

GMP means a product is manufactured under the standards of 21 CFR 111.

Each White Malay Kratom Package for sale is filled & sealed under “Good Manufacturing Practices”. 

White Malay Kratom GMP

“Turn Up The Volume – Pick Up The Pace – This Life Is A Race” 

Terms of Use

We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.    
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides

White Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

  • Product Code: Thunder Hippo
  • Availability: 493
  • $13.00

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