Thunder Hippo (Max Energy & Motivation)
Our 3rd Most Popular Leaf! The Fastest Leaf!
Why Buy Diamond White Malay Kratom? [Effects]
Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare White Malay!
Speed: FASTEST (Maximum Motivation, Peak Energy Potential)
Vein Color: WHITE (HIGH-DIAMOND)
Happy Hippo Storytime – White Malay Kratom [Review]
Happy Hippo provides the best White Malay Kratom – HANDS DOWN, NO CONTEST.
Thunder Hippo’s unbridled popularity speaks for itself, considering White Malay isn’t even a popular choice elsewhere. Thunder Hippo found a home at Hippo in 2018 and easily became an “Award-Winning” Leaf, White Malay Kratom still stands as the 3rd Most Popular Fast Leaf behind:
- Green Maeng Da (Hyper Hippo – 1st Most Popular Leaf of All-time)
- White Maeng Da (Rockstar Hippo – 2nd Most Popular Leaf of All-time)
Thunder Hippo, for most Hippo Customers, is the “Fastest” available Leaf.
This is a fantastic selling-point as most Hippos live an active lifestyle.
If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers)
In reality -
- 60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
- 15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
- 25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100.
Customers purchase Fast Kratom Strains as they are the best for Stimulation and Productivity.
In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air".
An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental & Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age.
“Turn Up The Volume – Pick UP the Pace – This Life is a RACE!”
We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides.
Diamond Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)
- Product Code: Thunder Hippo
- Availability: 541
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