Happy Hippo Botanicals & Exotic Tea 

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March 22 2018

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack! If you want to try our exotic teas you should start here - Each starter..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian Exotic Tea LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced) Try the O..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Super Indonesian Red Tea Leaf (Happy Hippo II)Projected Speed: Moderate-Slow (Balanced)* Generally c..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Tea from IndonesiaOur Best Seller.Projected Speed: ..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

April 8: We hope to have the capsules back soon... (realistically: probably in May)We have Phen..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

April 11: Magic is Back! (A few days early)Full restock should be soon.Magic Hippo!! (Highest Rated ..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$12.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

"Productive" White Hippo Leaf, tea ideal for non-physical productivityProductive White Leaf Aromathe..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo! (Exotic Sumatra Green Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra for..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo Exotic Tea (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our R..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Sunshine (Yellow) is often considered about the same spee..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

(Maeng Da White Exotic Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)Maeng Da - White or 'R..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red Exotic Tea Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast (Pr..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Elite Elephant, the original Elite Malaysian strain :-)Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic T..

$12.00

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Tea Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!Fire Hippo is a new one! And We a..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green Exotic Tea)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our ..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sky Hippo!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra Tea LeafProjected Speed: Mode..

$12.00

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Happy Hippo's Organic Green Tea Powder*NEW*Size: 4oz (112 grams)Serving size: 1/2 to 1 Teaspoon (~45..

$20.00

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

New January 8 2018! (Feel the Thunder!)2/5: Even more positive feedback...1/23: A lot of good feedba..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

WILL RESTOCK APRIL 6 2018! (Finally got it...) Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doct..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Available too) Raw Golden Maca Powder (Origin:..

$8.00

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

2/16: King Solomon Kava Juice Extract is back!This batch is the original Kava Juice Extract from the..

$15.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic tea!This is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic Bali teaPr..

$12.00

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

1/20 New Hulu Exotic Tea Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]Projected ..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..

$20.00

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

"Red Vein Thai (Rural) Exotic Tea"Projected Speed: Fast (Active/Vibrant)An affordable, Red Thai Tea ..

$6.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Tea)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Slo..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

April 17: White Horned Rhino 40-65% Off! 'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic TeaProjected Speed: Slow ..

$8.00

Ho Chi Minh Hippo (Green & Yellow Viet)

Ho Chi Minh Hippo (Green & Yellow Viet)

New: April 6 2018Introductory price: 20% Off! "Ho Chi Minh Hippo" (Rare Mix)(Light Green & ..

$8.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..

$15.00

Malaysian Super White (Fly Hippo)

Malaysian Super White (Fly Hippo)

*TOTALLY NEW - January 2018*"Fly Hippo" (Elite White Malaysian Exotic Tea Leaf)Projected Speed: Most..

$12.00

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

April 13: Moringa will be restocked in 7 daysHappy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa lea..

$15.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Early April Sale (30-40% Off)Green Maeng Da Exotic Tea (Rural) 30-40% Off 1 & 4oz sizes!1oz: $64..

$6.00

Common Rural Brown Indo (Common Brown Indo)

Common Rural Brown Indo (Common Brown Indo)

April 18: Flash Sale! 40-60% Off!(Common Brown aka Rare Dark Red Indonesian)1oz: $64oz: $22Projected..

$6.00