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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack! If you want to try Mitra, you should start here - Each starter pack con..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

1/12: Full Restock! 5kg AvailableHappy Hippo I - Super Green Indonesian LeafProjected Speed: Moderat..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

12/30: 1 Kilogram bag remaing!Super Indonesian Red (Happy Hippo II)Projected Speed: Moderate-Slow (B..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

1/12: Full Restock!!!1/3: Minor Restock (1 & 4oz)Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Our Best Sell..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

1/11: Minor Restock (+5 KG)1/3: FULL RESTOCK! (+4 KG)12/29: RESTOCKED MAGIC FINALLY!!!!Magic Hippo!!..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

1/12: 1oz, 4oz, KG Restocked again!1/3: 1oz, 4oz, KG RestockedDeep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hi..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

12/31: 1 Kilogram bag remaining12/19: Restocked (270 4oz is our full supply)High Quality Stem & ..

$25.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

12/30: Fully Restocked!"Productive" White Hippo, ideal for non-physical productivityProductive White..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

1/6: Full Restock!Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra f..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

1/5/18: Restocked our slowest type (SmileyHorned)!Smiley Horned Hippo (Slowest Strain)Projected..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

1/10: Full Restock! (1oz,4oz,KG)Golden Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

1/5/18: Restocked!Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (H..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

1/12: Big Restock again! (1,4,KG added)1/3: Big Restock! (1,4,KG added)Rockstar Hippo (Maeng Da Whit..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

1/7: Restocked 1oz,4oz (5 KG available)Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Project..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

12/23: We finally got this one restocked!Super Green Elite Elephant MalaysianPuddles' brother, Humph..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy) Promising New Uniqu..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hy..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

12/23: Restocked. 2 KGs available.Sky HippoUncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProjected Speed: Moderate..

$12.00

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Green Tea Powder (Organic Green Tea)

Happy Hippo's Organic Green Tea Powder*NEW*Size: 4oz (112 grams)Serving size: 1/2 to 1 Teaspoon (~45..

$20.00

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

Thunder Hippo (Superior Diamond Malaysian)

New January 8 2018! (Feel the Thunder!)Thunder Hippo (Superior 'Diamond' Malaysian) aka "SDM"We have..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

12/7: New Phenibut 12-2017 is Here! Lot: 12-2017 Potency tests at 99.63%Our Legendary Happy Hip..

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

12/30: Near full restock (only 3 KG available though)Hippo's high-end version of the most common Mit..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..

$20.00

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Common Rural Red Vein Thai (Common Red Vein Thai)

Intro Price - "RED VEIN THAI" @ 10-20% Off (From Little Rural Farm)"Common Red Vein Thai"Projec..

$7.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

12/3: Restocked KG Size!**New October 19** "Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali)Projecte..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

1/12: Full Restock! (3kg available)'Super White Horned Rhino' Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/H..

$12.00

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

Chill Hippo (Kalimantan Yellow)

***NEW***12/23: Final Batch of Chill Hippo (Lot 12-2017)Yellow Kalimantan Leaf from the little farm ..

$12.00

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

Kava Root (High-Alkaloid Kava Root)

1/5: Restocked with 6 1/2 KGsHigh-Alkaloid Kava Root (West Fiji Islands)* This is not 'enhanced' or ..

$10.00

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Happy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa leaf is a super nutrition superfood supplement, ..

$15.00