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30-40% Off Select Kilogram Sizes
(While Overstock Supplies Last)

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

9/23: Temporary ~30% Off HH1 Kilogram Sizes! [Overstock]Happy Hippo I Super Green Indonesian Leaf Tr..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Temporary OUT of STOCKIndo Super Red, formerly 'Happy Hippo II' is made with freshly harvested,..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Limited Amounts Currently - Restock Be Will Week of 9/25Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

9/23: ~40% Kilogram Size Magic! [Rare Overstock!]Magic Hippo!(Our Highest Rated Strain)Wooo hooo!Sum..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

9/23: Overstock! ~33% Off Kilogram Sizes [While Supplies Last!]Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy H..

$12.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

9/23: Temporary ~30% Off on These Kilogram Sizes!Productive Aromatherapy! Disclaimer on Kra..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

9/23: ~30% Off Pleasant Kilogram Sizes [Overstock]Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleas..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

The Ideal VERY Slow (Happy) Aroma4oz size slightly reduced price (minor overstock)Horned - Super Red..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Unannounced Secret Pre-Monday Weekly Sale! 35-40% Off Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Get it before th..

$8.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!9/22: We have restocked the 1ozIndo Super Yellow, formerly 'Snuggie Hippo' is yellow s..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest, Most Vibrant Strain.Maeng Da - White formerly 'Rockstar Hippo' is a very vibrant strain..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

9/23: 33% Off Kilogram Sizes (Overstock, When Supplies Last!)Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to '..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

9/23: Temporary Elite Malay KG Sale ~30% Off!Super Green Elephant MalaysianPuddles cousin, Humphrey,..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

9/23: Kilogram Price Reduced ~30% - While Supplies Last!Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Promisi..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

9/23: ~30% Off Regular Mojo Kilogram Sizes! (While Supplies Last!)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) V..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

9/23 *Overstock: KG Sale 30% Off Usual Price!Rare White Vein Sumatra Leaf*Best New Product of 2017*I..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Temporary Sale Price ~33+% Off = July 2017 BatchBali Elite BlondeNew Strain 4/11!Rare variety of Bal..

$8.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary sup..

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth - "Bali"!   Disclaimer on..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

Common Brown Indo (Brown Indo)

Common Brown (Dark Red) IndoCurrent Batch 9/23: Surprisingly High Quality for Common StrainCommon Br..

$6.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

**NEW - LIMITED SUPPLY**Hippo T-Shirts on a soft, vintage-looking cotton fabric!Puddles (Happy Hippo..

$10.00