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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green 1 (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I Super Green Indonesian Leaf Try the ORIGINAL Happy Hippo strain!Happy Hippo I is ..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo 2 (Red Vein Indonesian)Indo Super Red, formerly 'Happy Hippo II' is made with fresh..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Maeng Da Green) - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain! Hyper Hippo is a vibrant light gr..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is 99.5% pure Phenibut.Each..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic 1oz and 4oz Back in Stock!! (August 3 2017)(Our Highest Rated Strain)Wooo hooo!Sumatra Red for..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

* 1oz Sleepy is back! (August 4)Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hippo', tends to be very sl..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein) 4oz

$15 for 4oz!This is the lowest price we've ever sold Stem & Vein for.It's worth trying. Use alon..

$15.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

White Hippo IndonesianProductive Aromatherapy! Disclaimer on Kratom Raw Powder Products ..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo!Green Sumatra formerly "Pleasant Green Hippo" is a moderate strain with a ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

The Ideal VERY Slow (Happy) Aroma4oz size slightly reduced price (minor overstock)Horned - Super Red..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

New Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Yellow/Gold)!  Disclaimer on Kratom Raw Powder Products We..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo!Indo Super Yellow, formerly 'Snuggie Hippo' is yellow strain from Indonesia.   ..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Our Fastest, Most Vibrant Strain.Maeng Da - White formerly 'Rockstar Hippo' is a very vibrant strain..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Red Hot Hippo is Back (August 5)!Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')We feel that ..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elephant Malaysian Puddles cousin, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant KratomMr. E..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Promising New Unique Strain July 2017!Slow Happy AromatherapyDi..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular 'Hyper Hippo' (Moderate Maeng Da). Disclaim..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

New 2017! If you like the Sumatra varieties, give this one a shot.Disclaimer on Kratom Raw Powder Pr..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite BlondeNew Strain 4/11!Rare variety of Bali (Yellow)!Top Shelf Bali (Blonde) is YellowTop ..

$12.00

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut!Happy Hippo Phenibut powder is nearly 100% (99.5%) pure Phenibut...

$20.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth - "Bali"!   Disclaimer on..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00