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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!If you want to try Kratom, you should start here -Each starter pack contai..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Weekly Sale 40-50% Off Happy Hippo I (Super Indo Green)!* Sale price usually lasts until Tuesday/Wed..

$8.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Super Indonesian Red (Happy Hippo II)Projected Speed: Moderate-Slow (Balanced)* Generally considered..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Our Best Seller.Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Truly E..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other d..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo!!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated Strain ***Wooo hooo!Sumatra..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra, 'Sleepy Hippo'Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite sl..

$12.00

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

Hippo Stem & Vein (Stem & Vein)

High Quality Stem & Vein PowderProjected Speed: Varies SignificantlyProduct is from our Happy Hi..

$25.00

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Indo Super White (White Hippo)

Productive White Leaf Aromatherapy!Projected Speed: Moderate-Fast (Balanced/Productive) 'White Hippo..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Pleasant Green Hippo! (Sumatra Green)Projected Speed: Moderate-SlowGreen Sumatra formerly "Pleasant ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our Red Horn a t..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Golden Maeng Da (Sunshine Hippo)Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Sunshine (Yellow) is ofte..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/Relaxing)Indo..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo (Maeng Da White)Projected Speed: Fastest (Productivity/Energy)Maeng Da - White or 'Ro..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da - Red (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)Res..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant MalaysianPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elephant KratomPro..

$12.00

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Horned Super Yellow (Peaceful Hippo)

Peaceful Hippo! (Super Horned Yellow)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy) Promising New Uniqu..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Super Mojo Hippo! (Smoother Maeng Da Green)Mojo is a Slower (More Moderate) Version of our Popular '..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)*Best New Product of 2017*If you..

$12.00

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde (Bali Blonde)

Bali Elite Blonde - A Less Common Strain of Bali!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Rare variety ..

$12.00

Lucky 8 Hippo (Super Green Mix)

Lucky 8 Hippo (Super Green Mix)

*New October 2017!Lucky Green Hippo! (Super Green Mix)'Lucky 8 Green Hippo'Projected Speed: Moderate..

$12.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

11/14 - Out of StockRestock will be on/before November 20We DO have lots of capsules in stock - ..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca Powder (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using Raw Golden M..

$7.50

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract (Fiji Islands)(30% Kavalactone Dehydrated Kava Juice Extract)100% Noble KavaKava ..

$15.00

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of the most common Kratom on earth - "Bali"! Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxin..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your aromatherapy po..

$20.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

**New October 19** "Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

11/2: New! 'Super White Horned Rhino' Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)White Horned Rhino (Supe..

$12.00