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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack
Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack! ($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!) ..
$25.00
Green Malay Kratom (Elite Elephant)
Green Malay Kratom Powder Elite Elephant (Smooth Clean Energy) Green Malay Kratom Ef..
$12.00
Green Sundanese Kratom (Jolly Green Hippo)
Green Sunda Kratom Powder Jolly Green Hippo (Powerful Focus + Stimulated Mind) Green Sunda..
$12.00
Red Maeng Da Kratom (Red Hot Hippo)
Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe) Red Maeng Da Kratom E..
$13.00
Red Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 500mg)
Puddles Power Hour Sale! All Kratom Capsules are 25% OFF!!! Discount will be applied at checkout ..
$20.00
Ruby Red Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo)
Red Thai Kratom Powder Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut) Red Thai Kratom Effects ..
$14.00
Sleepy Time Capsules (Hippo Bedtime Formula - Not Kratom)
Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember! If you like our company and products –..
$25.00
Super Green Borneo Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 600mg)
Super Green Borneo Kratom Capsules! High-Quality Happy Hippo I Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]: ..
$20.00
Super Red Borneo Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 600mg)
Super Red Borneo Kratom Capsules! High-Quality Happy Hippo II Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]: ..
$20.00
Super Red Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo II)
Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination) Red Borneo Krato..
$12.00
Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)
SLOW-MO HIPPO IS ON SALE! Sale Prices with Savings Breakdown 1oz = $8 (Normally $13) ..
$8.00
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White Bali Kratom Powder (Platinum White Bali)
PLATINUM WHITE BALI IS ON SALE TODAY! “THE ANTI-NEGATIVITY LEAF!” Sale Prices with Savin..
$8.00
White Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo)
White Borneo Kratom Powder Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic) White Borneo Kratom Ef..
$13.00
White Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Rockstar Hippo)
White Maeng Da Kratom Powder Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kratom Eff..
$14.00
White Thai Elite Kratom (Lightning Hippo)
White Vein Thai Kratom Powder Lightning Hippo (Very Very Fast – Cousin to ‘Thunder Hipp..
$13.00
White Vein Borneo Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 600mg)
White Vein Borneo Kratom Capsules! High-Quality Ghost Hippo Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]: 6..
$20.00
Yellow Sunda Kratom (Mellow Yellow Hippo)
Yellow Sunda Kratom Powder Mellow Yellow Hippo (Mellow & Happy) Yellow Sunda Kratom Effects ..
$12.00
Yellow Viet Kratom (Wild Golden Hippo)
Yellow Vietnam Kratom Powder Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm) Vietnam..
$12.00
Borneo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)
Welcome Back to our old friend – SNUGGIE HIPPO! High-Quality Exotic Yellow Borneo ..
$14.00
Chocolate Forest Kratom (Dark Chocolate Hippo) [NEW]
Chocolate Forest Kratom Powder Dark Chocolate Hippo (Pleasant & Enchanting Existence) Note: This..
$12.00
Gold Bali Kratom (Royal Golden Bali Hippo)
Gold Bali Kratom Happy Hippo’s Royal Golden Bali (The Elusive Yellow Bali) Gold Bali Kratom Ef..
$12.00
Gold Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Sunshine Hippo)
Yellow Maeng Da Kratom Powder Sunshine Hippo (Optimistic Energy & Glow) Yellow Maeng Da Krat..
$14.00
Green Bali Kratom (Top-Shelf Bali Hippo)
Green Bali Kratom Powder Top-Shelf Green Bali (Comfy Mind & Relaxed Body) Green Bali Kratom Ef..
$12.00
Green Hulu Kratom (Harmony Hippo)
Green Hulu Kratom Powder Harmony Hippo (Blissful Peace and Mindfulness) Green Hulu Kratom Effe..
$12.00
Green Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Hyper Hippo)
Green Maeng Da Kratom Powder Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse) ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF* Green Maeng ..
$15.00
Green Vein Thai Kratom (Atomic Green Hippo)
Green Vein Thai Kratom Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength) Green Vein ..
$13.00
Pink Maeng Da (Tickle Me Pink Hippo)
Pink Maeng Da Kratom Powder Tickle Me Pink Hippo – “Pink Maeng Da”! Pink Maeng Da Kratom ..
$14.00
Red Bali Kratom (Red Dragon Bali)
The Happiest Bali Ever! Red Bali Kratom Powder Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being) ..
$12.00
Red Malay Super Kratom (Fire Hippo)
Red Malay Kratom Powder Fire Hippo (Warm Soul & Serenity) Red Malay Kratom Effects Referenc..
$12.00
Small Hippo Sample Pack
Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack! Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack! **Roughly..
$10.00
Smart Weigh Digital Scale
Digital Scales are back in stock!!! DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..
$15.00
Super Green Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo I)
Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen) – The Original HAPPY Hipp..
$13.00
Superior White Hulu Kratom (Chill Hippo)
White Hulu Kratom Powder Happy Hippo’s Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe) White Hul..
$12.00
White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 500mg)
White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Kra..
$20.00
Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator
Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW* (Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings) (Dietary Supple..
$15.00
Diamond Malaysian Kratom (Thunder Hippo)
Thunder Hippo (Maximum Energy Potential) Diamond Malaysian Kratom Powder Why Buy Diamond White..
$14.00
Golden Maca Powder (Raw Powder)
Golden Maca Powder for sale! (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using R..
$10.00
Instant Liquid Kratom Extract
Make or take your Kratom in 7 seconds. No more dumping powder all over the place while you are ..
$15.00
Kratom Energy Shot
Twist and Drink Kratom Energy Shots! Drinking Kratom has never been easier. Introductory pri..
$7.50
Pink Half-Teaspoon (2.5cc) -- 1 Gram Kratom Scoop
Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram) Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..
$1.00
Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)
Red Horn Kratom Powder Smiley Horned Hippo (Deep Relief & Happiness) Red Horn Kratom Effects ..
$13.00
Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom (Sassy Hippo)
Super Yellow Gold Indo Kratom Powder NEW: Sassy Hippo (Self-Assured Attitude!) Yellow Gold In..
$13.00
Fijian Hippo Super Kava (Super Waka Kava)
NEW: Super Instant Fijian Waka Kava Root! (Super Potent: Superior Root Only – No Inferior St..
$15.00
Red Hulu Kratom (Happy Heart Hulu)
Red Hulu Kratom Powder Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs) Happy Heart Hippo is Smoo..
$12.00
Red Kali Supreme Kratom (Red Island Kali)
Supreme Red Kali Kratom Powder Red Island Kali Deep Relaxation & Happy Relief!! Red Island..
$10.00
Red Sumatra Elite Kratom (Magic Hippo)
Red Sumatra Kratom Powder Magic Hippo (Magical & Soothing Relief) Are you seeking strong Disco..
$14.00
White Horn Kratom (White Horned Rhino)
White Horn Kratom Powder White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure) White Horn Kratom Eff..
$12.00
Akuamma 20x Extract Capsules (Super Picralima Nitida)
REALLY WORTH A TRY FOR PHYSICAL DISCOMFORT NEW: 20x Akuamma Extract Capsules! BUY AKUAMMA (MIT..
$20.00
Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (100 Caps, 600mg)
Currently Out of Stock Our Pink Friday Sale was such a hit that we currently have no stock left, ..
$20.00
Happy Hippo Knee-High Socks (Merchandise)
Happy Hippo Fun Socks! Lightweight Knee-High Socks (These turned out great!) Happy Hippo..
$15.00
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Happy Hippo T-Shirts (Merchandise)
Happy Hippo T-Shirts NEW: Limited Edition Modern High-End T-Shirts Happy Hippo T-Shir..
$15.00
Kanna (Smoker's Cut, Fermented)
Kanna! *25% Off for a Limited Time* Size - 1oz (20-40 servings) This is very bold Kanna. (K..
$14.00
Yellow Sumatra Kratom (Sleepy Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]
OUT OF STOCK Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until 2021. We W..
$12.00
Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)
Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off *Try Me!* Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..
$15.00
Stem & Vein (Bone Hippo)
Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder Bone Hippo – High Quality Stem & Vein Powder Stem & Vein K..
$35.00