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Extra Happy Announcement for Kratom Capsule Lovers Did you love Happy Hippo's first batch of High-Quality Kratom Capsules ? Prepare to be twice as Happy, we now have — Double the Kratom Strains available in capsule form. (6 different strains now available) More Kratom Capsules per bottle and larger capsules. (60 capsules @ 550mg/per) For some customers, convenience is King. If you know Capsules of Kratom are ... 
Hi Friends! If you've arrived from Google (and not from our Super Happy Hippo Newsletter - Secret Sales, Special Offers, etc. ) you may be surprised at what we say about Red Thai Kratom. We have a couple of "Red Vein Thai" Kratom options, from 2 different farms - "Dynamite Hippo" (Light Red Vein Thai)" "Invincible Hippo (Dark/Ruby Red Vein Thai") *NEW, Primary Supplier* Both are similar - At best - Unstoppable Juggernaut-like Focus an... 
What is the Best Place to Purchase Kratom Online? For better or worse, Kratom is for sale just about everywhere these days - The Internet (mixed bag...) Smoke/Headshops (yuck!) Gas Stations (double yuck!) Unfortunately, the majority of Newbies initially buy Kratom from the latter. Depending on where you purchase Kratom - the quality of product can vary WILDLY. (we can't emphasize this enough - if haven't tried Kratom from a reputab... 
How To Dose Kratom (for Long-Term Quality of Life) Learning about Kratom Dosage will be a process of trial and error. We are going to speed up your learning curve significantly. Many of us at Happy Hippo use Kratom everyday (and have done so for nearly a decade). While 'Rotating Kratom Strains' (i.e using a different Leaf everyday) is super important, managing your ideal dose is equally important. You will CONSISTENTLY experience Kratom's Effects... 
Red Bentuangie: S uper Rare "Happy" Kratom For the record Puddles isn't quite sure of the "proper" Bentuangie pronunciation. There are a growing number of Kratom Leaves that fall under the branch of Mitragyna Speciosa. Some are easier to pronounce than others. (Humans still debate how 'KRATOM' should be spoken!) You can sound-out Bentuangie however you'd like as you read this Story. Try saying it differently each time for maximum fun. Most T... 
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