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Kratom Sample Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack! ($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!) ..

$25.00

Hard Hat Hippo - Labor Day Mix (Thunder Hippo & White Maeng Da Special Edition)

Hard Hat Hippo - Labor Day Mix (Thunder Hippo & White Maeng Da Special Edition)

NEW: Hard Hat Hippo LIMITED Edition Labor Day Mix! Thunder Hippo + White Maeng Da [Special Ed..

$9.00

Red Hulu Kratom

Red Hulu Kratom (Happy Heart Hulu)

Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs) The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs! Projected Speed: ..

$12.00

Red Malay Kratom

Red Malay Super Kratom (Fire Hippo)

September 16: Fire Hippo SALE!! Red Malay Kratom Powder (Warm Soul & Serenity)   Sale ..

$8.00

Sleepy Time Capsules

Sleepy Time Capsules (Hippo Bedtime Formula - Not Kratom)

Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember! If you like our company and products –..

$25.00

Super Green Borneo Kratom

Super Green Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen) The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf! Super Green Borneo Kratom Powd..

$13.00

Vanuatu Kava Extract

Vanuatu Kava 30% Extract (Instant Kava Juice)

This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market. This Kava actually ‘does somethi..

$20.00

White Horn Kratom

White Horn Super Kratom (White Horned Rhino)

White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure) White Horn Kratom Powder Why Buy White Horn Kr..

$12.00

White Thai

White Thai Elite Kratom (Lightning Hippo)

Lightning Hippo (White Thai Elite – Very Very Fast) Lightning Hippo is the cousin to ‘Thunder Hi..

$12.00

Yellow Vietnam Kratom

Yellow Viet Kratom (Wild Golden Hippo)

Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm) Yellow Vietnam Kratom Not many people know how..

$12.00

Gold Bali Kratom

Gold Bali Kratom (Royal Golden Bali Hippo)

Why Buy Gold Bali Kratom? [Effects] Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Strains Chart to compare G..

$12.00

Green Maeng Da

Green Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Hyper Hippo)

  Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse) Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF* Why Buy Green ..

$15.00

Green Sundanese Kratom

Green Sundanese Kratom (Jolly Green Hippo) [NEW]

Jolly Green Hippo (Powerful Focus + Stimulated Mind) Green Sundanese Kratom – Fast Leaf for Your ..

$13.00

Green Vein Thai Kratom

Green Vein Thai Kratom (Atomic Green Hippo)

Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength) Green Vein Thai Kratom Why Buy Green Vein Th..

$13.00

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter (Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz) New ..

$25.00

Hippo Maxin n' Relaxin Pack (Super Fast & Slow Kratom Bundle)

Hippo Maxin n' Relaxin Pack (Super Fast & Slow Kratom Bundle)

Happy Hippo Maxin n’ Relaxin Pack (9 oz. Total) (Limited Edition – Only 200 Bundles Available!) ..

$50.00

Red Bali Kratom

Red Bali Kratom (Red Dragon Bali)

  Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being) Red Bali Kratom Powder     Why Buy Red Bali K..

$12.00

Red Maeng Da

Red Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Red Hot Hippo)

Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe) Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder Reference the Happy H..

$13.00

Free Kratom Sample Pack

Small Hippo Sample Pack

Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack! Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack! **Roughly..

$10.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock!!! DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..

$15.00

Red Borneo Kratom

Super Red Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination) Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Borneo K..

$12.00

White Hulu Kratom

Superior White Hulu Kratom (Chill Hippo)

Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe) White Hulu Kratom *NEW NAME* If you are a fan of “Hulu ..

$12.00

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

  Slow-Mo Hippo The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever? “Supreme Dark Horn” (Slow As It Comes) Slow..

$13.00

White Bali Kratom

White Bali Kratom Powder (Platinum White Bali)

Platinum White Bali! The ‘Moderate’ (Slightly Fast) Bali Leaf. “The Anti-Negativity Leaf” (Re..

$13.00

White Maeng Da

White Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Powder Why Buy White Maeng Da? [Effects..

$14.00

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW* (Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings) (Dietary Supple..

$15.00

White Malay Kratom

Diamond Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder “Diamond” Hippo (Max Energy & Motivation) Our 3rd Most Popular Leaf! The Fastest Leaf! ..

$14.00

Gold Maeng Da

Gold Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo Is Back!!! Yay! (Optimistic Energy & Glow)   Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects] ..

$14.00

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Golden Maca Powder (Raw Powder)

Golden Maca Powder for sale! (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using R..

$10.00

Green Bali Kratom

Green Bali Kratom (Top-Shelf Bali Hippo)

September 14: Top-Shelf Bali Sale! * Late August and September Batches = very potent The way ..

$8.00

How Many Grams of Kratom in Half-Teaspoon

Pink Half-Teaspoon (2.5cc) -- 1 Gram Kratom Scoop

Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram) Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..

$1.00

Red Horn Kratom

Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo is Finally Back!!!! Happy Hippo’s “Slowest” (Happiest & Most Physically/Psych..

$13.00

Red Sumatra Kratom

Red Sumatra Elite Kratom (Magic Hippo)

Magic Hippo (Magical & Soothing Relief) “The Magical Hippo” (Puddles’ Favorite Leaf) Red Sumat..

$14.00

Red Thai Kratom

Ruby Red Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo)

Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut) Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..

$14.00

White Vein Borneo Kratom

White Vein Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo)

Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic) Hilariously dubbed the “Housework Leaf” for its abil..

$13.00

Super Waka Kava

Fijian Hippo Super Kava (Super Waka Kava)

NEW: Super Instant Fijian Waka Kava Root!   (Super Potent: Superior Root Only – No Inferior St..

$15.00

CBD Oil For Sale

Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

*Current: CBD Oil must be purchased with eCheck/Bitcoin (100% THC-FREE, Legal in all 50 states @ ..

$30.00

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Buy White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Order High-Quality Rockstar Hippo Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]: ..

$20.00

Best Akuamma For Sale

Akuamma 20x Extract (Super Akuamma Extract)

BUY AKUAMMA (MITRA-ALTERNATIVE) @ 20% Off! This is the "20x" Akuamma Extract - the strongest form..

$20.00

Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Hyper Hippo Capsules! (our most popular Leaf) Buy Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Order High-Qu..

$20.00

Green Malay Kratom

Green Malay Elite Kratom (Elite Elephant)

Elite Elephant (Smooth Clean Energy) The Way an Elite Green Malaysian Leaf Should Be Why Buy Gre..

$12.00

Hemp CBD Oil Vape Pens (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE) *CBD IS STRONG BUT FLAVOR IS WEAK*

Hemp CBD Oil Vape Pens (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE) *CBD IS STRONG BUT FLAVOR IS WEAK*

--IMPORTANT PLEASE READ-- PENS WORK GREAT – BUT CONSIDER PENS TO BE UNFLAVORED These are our n..

$20.00

Yellow Sumatra Kratom

Yellow Sumatra Kratom (Sleepy Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until October or ea..

$12.00

Sunda Kratom

Yellow Sunda Kratom (Mellow Yellow Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK UNTIL OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be..

$12.00

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off  *Try Me!* Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..

$15.00

Stem and Vein Kratom

Stem & Vein (Bone Hippo)

Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder July 27: Stem & Vein (4oz Bags) back in stock!!! *AUTHENT..

$35.00