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Kratom Sample Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo ‘Assortment’ Kratom Sample Pack! ($25/pack – usually $30/pack – Limit 3 per order!) ..


Gold Bali Kratom

Gold Bali Kratom (Royal Golden Bali Hippo)

Royal Golden Hippo (Rich Relief & Stable Energy) Why Buy Gold Bali Kratom? [Effects] Reference..


Green Maeng Da

Green Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo (Hippo Powerhouse) Green Maeng Da Kratom ~ *MOST POPULAR LEAF* Why Buy Green Maeng..


Red Hulu Kratom

Red Hulu Kratom (Happy Heart Hulu)

Happy ‘Heart’ Hulu (Peace of Mind, Warm Hugs) The Slowest of the Hulu Leafs! Projected Speed: ..


Red Sumatra Kratom

Red Sumatra Elite Kratom (Magic Hippo)

August 12: Magic Hippo Sale! (Highest-Rated Leaf!)   Although Magic Hippo (Elite Red Sumatra) ..


Sleepy Time Capsules

Sleepy Time Capsules (Hippo Bedtime Formula - Not Kratom)

Sleep like a Rock with Vivid Dreams that You Can Remember! If you like our company and products –..


Super Green Borneo Kratom

Super Green Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I (Balanced Zen) The Original HAPPY Hippo Leaf! Super Green Borneo Kratom Powder ..


Vanuatu Kava Extract

Vanuatu Kava 30% Extract (Instant Kava Juice)

This is not the worthless Kava that makes up 95% of the market. This Kava actually ‘does somethi..


White Horn Kratom

White Horn Super Kratom (White Horned Rhino)

White Horned Rhino (Enhanced Relief & Pleasure) White Horn Kratom Powder Why Buy White Horn Kr..


White Maeng Da & Yellow Viet Kratom (Honky Tonk Hippo - Tribute Leaf)

White Maeng Da & Yellow Viet Kratom (Honky Tonk Hippo - Tribute Leaf)

New: King of Rock n’ Roll LIMITED Edition Mix   Honky Tonk Hippo Mix: Rockstar Hippo + Wild Vi..


Yellow Vietnam Kratom

Yellow Viet Kratom (Wild Golden Hippo)

Wild Golden ‘Special’ Viet (Vibrant Enthusiasm) Yellow Vietnam Kratom Not many people know how..


Gold Maeng Da

Gold Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo IS BACK! (Optimistic Energy & Glow) Why Buy Gold Maeng Da? [Effects] Reference ..


Green Bali Kratom

Green Bali Kratom (Top-Shelf Bali Hippo)

Top-Shelf Bali (Comfy Mind & Relaxed Body) Green Bali Kratom Powder   Why Buy Green Vein Bali..


Green Vein Thai Kratom

Green Vein Thai Kratom (Atomic Green Hippo)

Atomic Green Hippo (Amplified Ability & Strength) Green Vein Thai Kratom Why Buy Green Vein Th..


Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo Body Butter - Topical Magic Hippo (Kratom/CBD/Arnica)

Happy Hippo’s Comforting Body Butter (Magic Hippo Kratom/CBD/Arnica Topical Lotion – 4oz) New ..


Hippo Summertime Bundle (Superior Fast Kratom Bundle)

Hippo Summertime Bundle (Superior Fast Kratom Bundle)

Happy Hippo Summertime Bundle (10 oz. Total) (Six Superior Fast Kratom Strains, Plus One Slow Str..


Red Maeng Da

Red Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Red Hot Hippo)

Red Hot Hippo (Social Energy & Positive Vibe) Red Maeng Da Kratom Powder Reference the Happy H..


Free Kratom Sample Pack

Small Hippo Sample Pack

Small Hippo Kratom Sample Pack! Unique Kratom Samples to Try – About 5 Grams per Pack! **Roughly..


Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock!!! DigiWeigh, small & simple digital scale(batteries included) t..


Red Borneo Kratom

Super Red Indo/Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo II (Body Relief & Imagination) Super Red Borneo Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Borneo K..


White Hulu Kratom

Superior White Hulu Kratom (Chill Hippo)

Chill Hippo (Laid Back & Cool Vibe) White Hulu Kratom *NEW NAME* If you are a fan of “Hulu ..


Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Supreme Dark Horn (Slow-Mo Hippo)

  Slow-Mo Hippo The Most Relaxing Leaf Ever? “Supreme Dark Horn” (Slow As It Comes) Slow..


White Bali Kratom

White Bali Kratom Powder (Platinum White Bali)

Platinum White Bali! The ‘Moderate’ (Slightly Fast) Bali Leaf. “The Anti-Negativity Leaf” (Re..


White Maeng Da

White Maeng Da Elite Kratom (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo (Mindpower & Body Boost) White Maeng Da Powder Why Buy White Maeng Da? [Effects..


White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Buy White Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Order High-Quality Rockstar Hippo Kratom Capsules [DETAILS]: ..


Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Kratom Potentiator

Agmatine Sulfate Raw Powder *NEW* (Scoop Included: 50 grams = ~66 servings) (Dietary Supple..


White Malay Kratom

Diamond Malay Kratom (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder “Diamond” Hippo (Max Energy & Motivation) Our 3rd Most Popular Leaf! The Fastest Leaf! ..


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Golden Maca Powder (Raw Powder)

Golden Maca Powder for sale! (Origin: Peru Andes Mountains) Consult a physician before using R..


Maeng Da Kratom Capsules

Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules (60 Caps, 550mg)

Hyper Hippo Capsules! (our most popular Leaf) Buy Green Maeng Da Kratom Capsules Order High-Qu..


How Many Grams of Kratom in Half-Teaspoon

Pink Half-Teaspoon (2.5cc) -- 1 Gram Kratom Scoop

Pink Scoop! (Half-Teaspoon or 1 gram) Each Kratom Experience should be consistently “High-Quality..


Red Bali Kratom

Red Bali Kratom (Red Dragon Bali)

April 29: Red Dragon Bali Sale! Red Dragon Bali (Sense of Well-Being) Red Bali Kratom Powder ..


Red Horn Kratom

Red Horn Super Kratom (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo is Finally Back!!!! Happy Hippo’s “Slowest” (Happiest & Most Physically/Psych..


Red Vein Thai Kratom

Red Vein Thai Kratom (Dynamite Hippo)

August 12: Dynamite Hippo LAST CALL! (~10-15% OFF) In order to make room (literally) for some new..


Red Thai Kratom

Ruby Red Thai Kratom (Invincible Hippo)

Invincible Hippo (Mental Juggernaut) Ruby Red Thai Kratom Powder Voted: 2019’s Best New Strain..


White Vein Borneo Kratom

White Vein Borneo Kratom (Ghost Hippo)

Ghost Hippo (Productive & Very Enthusiastic) Hilariously dubbed the “Housework Leaf” for its abil..


Best Akuamma For Sale

Akuamma 20x Extract (Super Akuamma Extract)

BUY AKUAMMA (MITRA-ALTERNATIVE) @ 20% Off! This is the "20x" Akuamma Extract - the strongest form..


CBD Oil For Sale

Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

*Current: CBD Oil must be purchased with eCheck/Bitcoin (100% THC-FREE, Legal in all 50 states @ ..


Red Malay Kratom

Red Malay Super Kratom (Fire Hippo)

Fire Hippo (Warm Soul & Serenity) Red Malay Kratom Powder Why Buy Red Malay Kratom? [Effects] ..


White Thai

White Thai Elite Kratom (Lightning Hippo)

Lightning Hippo (White Thai Elite – Very Very Fast) Lightning Hippo is the cousin to ‘Thunder Hi..


Green Malay Kratom

Green Malay Elite Kratom (Elite Elephant)

Elite Elephant (Smooth Clean Energy) The Way an Elite Green Malaysian Leaf Should Be Why Buy Gre..






Yellow Sumatra Kratom

Yellow Sumatra Kratom (Sleepy Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK Due to logistical challenges – Sleepy Hippo will be out of stock until July. We W..


Sunda Kratom

Yellow Sunda Kratom (Mellow Yellow Hippo) [OUT OF STOCK]

OUT OF STOCK UNTIL JUNE OR JULY Due to logistical challenges – Mellow Yellow Hippo will be out of..


Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Mini-Sale: Horny Hippo @ 30% Off  *Try Me!* Puddles mistakenly made another batch of ‘Horny Hippo..


Stem and Vein Kratom

Stem & Vein (Bone Hippo)

Authentic Stem & Vein Kratom Powder July 27: Stem & Vein (4oz Bags) back in stock!!! *AUTHENT..


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