August 15 (Free 1 OZ Hero Hippo)!

All August 15 Orders Paid For By 11:00pm EST Will Receive a Free 1oz of our Unreleased "Hero Hippo" (Maeng Da-Java Green/White Fusion)

Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should start here - Each start..

$35.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo IThe Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced) See..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happy Hip..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

May 25: Restocked Hippo Phenibut Capsules! (Finally...)Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!..

$30.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated Strain ***Wooo hooo!Sumatra Red formerly..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Give our Red Hor..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)See a..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

July 25: Pretty low stock. Full-Restock in Early August.Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yel..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Aug 15: Rockstar Hippo 40-75% Off!!!* Sale likely to end Thursday, Rockstar is our 2nd most popular ..

$9.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

RED HOT HIPPO!Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf (a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')P..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic LeafPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elepha..

$12.00

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!This one is good. Real good.Fire Hipp..

$12.00

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

Maeng Da Smooth Green (Super Mojo Hippo)

August 15th: The Return of Super Mojo Hippo :D  Super Mojo Hippo! (Smooth Maeng Da Green E..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProj..

$12.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

THUNDER HIPPO!!! 2018's MOST POPULAR NEW STRAIN![Fast Rating 11/10]4/25: Rivaling Rockstar & Hyp..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut or any other dietary s..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

July 27th - New/Fresh Batch available! :-) March 7 - Raw Maca Restocked! (1/2 Kilogram Sizes Av..

$8.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VERY GOOD BALI - not stupid generic, grainy Ba..

$12.00

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]Projected Spee..

$12.00

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Smart Weigh Digital Scale

Digital Scales are back in stock Small & Simple digital scale to weigh your powders..

$20.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Happy Hippo's Strongest Leaf for June/July?** The positive feedback on Ghost has been more than any ..

$12.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

Red Dragon Bali Hippo (Bali Red)

"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Sl..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Aug. 6th: Full Restock! 'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/H..

$12.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..

$15.00

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Slowwww-Mo Hippo! (New, June 1!)SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf disc..

$12.00

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

Moringa Leaf (Organic Moringa Oleifera)

April 22: Full Restock!Happy Hippo Organic Moringa Leaf [Superfood]Moringa leaf is a super nutrition..

$15.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Aug 12: Overstocked! 25% Off Lot 8-2018* Currently $6/oz (before any checkout discounts)Green Maeng ..

$6.00

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

May 11: New! "Viet Dong" HippoThe Rare FAST Viet LeafFast(er) Rare Special Light Golden Vietnamese L..

$12.00

Maeng Da Emerald Special (Bhagwan Osho Hippo)

Maeng Da Emerald Special (Bhagwan Osho Hippo)

July 2018: New "Osho Hippo" (Maeng Da Emerald)!8/10: Bhagwan has been moved from "Fast" to "Moderate..

$14.00

Maeng Da Supreme Dark Green (Yolo Hippo)

Maeng Da Supreme Dark Green (Yolo Hippo)

* Introductory price @ 15-20% OffYOLO Hippo! (Supreme Dark Maeng Da)July 18: Completely New! "Yolo" ..

$12.00

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

July 22: New! "Big Country" (Common) Bali (Green Leaf) High-Quality Bali, affordable price Green B..

$7.00

Malaysian Ultra Green (Electric Elephant)

Malaysian Ultra Green (Electric Elephant)

New 'Electric Elephant' Is Here to Stay:  Electric Elephant (Ultra Green Malaysian) P..

$12.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FU..

$20.00