February 2019

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Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
(For Adults 21+ Only)

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Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains)If you want to try our exotic leaves you sho..

$35.00

Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..

$15.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Happy Hippo I !!!The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Moderate (Balanced)..

$12.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Happy Hippo IITry our Original Super Red Indonesian strain!Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happ..

$12.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!Exotic Vibrant Leaf from IndonesiaOur Best Seller!Pr..

$15.00

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

Happy Hippo Phenibut Capsules (500 mg, 60 Capsules)

February 7: ~20% Off (2018 Batch!)Happy Hippo Phenibut in Easy-to-Use Capsules!Consult a doctor befo..

$25.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic (Famous Magical) Hippo Red Sumatra!Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)*** Our Highest Rated..

$15.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)Tends to be quite slo..

$12.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Dec 31: Pleasant Green Hippo (Sumatra Green) Returns!!!* After being MIA for 4 months, Puddles broug..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Try our SLOWEST (potentially, Happiest) Leaf!Smiley Horned Hippo Leaf (Slowest Strain)Projected Spee..

$12.00

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Sunshine Hippo (Maeng Da Gold)Good morning Sunshine!Projected Speed: Fast (Productivity/Energy)See a..

$14.00

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Indo Super Yellow (Snuggie Hippo)

Snuggie Hippo! (High-Quality Indo Exotic Yellow Leaf)Projected Speed: Varies/Generally Slow (Happy/R..

$12.00

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da White (Rockstar Hippo)

Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!)(Elite Maeng Da White Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Fastest (..

$14.00

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf(a superior version to 'Red Vein Thai')Projected Speed: Fast..

$14.00

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Malaysian Super Green (Elite Elephant)

Super Green Elite Elephant Malaysian Exotic LeafPuddles' brother, Humphrey, has restocked our Elepha..

$12.00

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Fire Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)NEW MARCH 21 2018!!This one is good. Real good.Fire Hipp..

$12.00

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sumatra White (Sky Hippo)

Sky Hippo (Rare Sumatra White)!(rated: Best New Strain of 2017!)Uncommon White Vein Sumatra LeafProj..

$12.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Thunder Hippo - 2018's Best New Hippo Leaf!!![Fast Rating 11/10]4/25: Rivaling Rockstar & Hyper ..

$14.00

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Hippo Phenibut HCL (Raw Powder - 99.5% Pure)

Our Legendary Happy Hippo Phenibut! Consult a doctor before you use Phenibut. Do not use Happy Hip..

$20.00

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (Raw Powder)

Raw Golden Maca (50 Grams)January 13: 25% Off - $6 (usually $8)-August 2018 Lot- Raw Golden Maca Po..

$6.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

"The BEST Non-Generic Bali on Planet Earth"Hippo's high-end version of "Bali" exotic leafThis is VER..

$12.00

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

Hulu Hippo (Superior White Hulu)

-WHITE HULU IS THE BEST HULU-1/20 New Hulu Exotic Leaf! (Superior White Hulu)"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Com..

$12.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Friendly Ghost HippoHappy Hippo's Strongest Leaf for Summer?** The positive feedback on Ghost has be..

$12.00

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Happy Hippo Vintage Shirt (Pink)

Support our Happy Company! (... and get a shirt)We are very small company with a handful of Hippo he..

$10.00

Bali Red Dragon Hippo (Bali Red)

Bali Red Dragon Hippo (Bali Red)

"Red Dragon Bali Hippo" (Top Shelf Red Bali Exotic Leaf)Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)The Sl..

$12.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

White Rhino = Our Most Underrated Leaf!'Super White Horned Rhino' Exotic LeafProjected Speed: Slow (..

$12.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

[04/18] Shilajit is back!!! * Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but W..

$15.00

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Horned Dark Red Malaysian (Slow-Mo Hippo)

Slowwww-Mo Hippo!SUPER WARM & FUZZY!* Don't let the unfamiliar "Horned" leaf discourage you, thi..

$12.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm![READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW] Green Maeng Da via Ve..

$8.00

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

Viet Special Golden (Viet Dong Hippo)

Fast(er) Rare Light Golden Vietnamese LeafMost Viet Leaf is Green, This one is YellowProjected speed..

$12.00

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

Common Big Country Rural Bali (Common Bali)

July 22: New! "Big Country" (Common) Bali (Green Leaf) High-Quality Bali, affordable priceGreen Bal..

$8.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Our Most Popular Leaf - Hyper Hippo Capsules!Elite Maeng Da GreenManufactured in a FULLY cGMP compli..

$20.00

Thai Green Atomic (Atomic Green Thai Hippo)

Thai Green Atomic (Atomic Green Thai Hippo)

Aug 31: New Atomic Green Thai Hippo!!!!A Thai that brings the energy/enthusiasm but not the yucky.At..

$12.00

Horny Hippo (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

HORNY HIPPO - New October 5 2018 (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)..

$25.00

Lumberjack Manbog Filipino Green/Red Fusion (Lumberjack Hippo)

Lumberjack Manbog Filipino Green/Red Fusion (Lumberjack Hippo)

February 20: Lumberjack (Filipino) Hippo Returns @ 33-66% Off 1&4oz!!* We have another batch for..

$9.00

Kava Juice Extract - Fiji Islands (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Kava Juice Extract - Fiji Islands (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Jan 24th: Full, Fresh Re-stock! :) New, Strong Instant Kava Juice Extract 30%!Super Juice Extra..

$20.00

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

February 2018: Rough/Smoker-Cut* Back in Stock! [1oz]This is very bold Kanna.**"Smoker's cut" only r..

$20.00

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

New: February 14 - "Royal Golden Bali Hippo"!!!A very very smooth Bali, soft powder. Not grainy like..

$12.00

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

January 17: New!Super Akuamma 20x (Much better than regular Akuamma)This is the "20x" Akuamma - the ..

$25.00