The Very Highest Quality Kratom on Planet Earth
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Happy Hippo Exotic Herbal Tea & Leaf
(For Adults 21+ Only)

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Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Happy Hippo Newbie Pack

Newbie Hippo Starter Pack!(A variety of 3 x 1oz Strains)If you want to try our exotic leaves you sho..

$30.00

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Happy Hippo Sample Pack (5 Samples)

Hippo Sample Pack!5 Different Hippo Samples to Try! If you want to try our exotic leaves you should..

$15.00

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

Indo Super Green (Happy Hippo I)

The Original Super Green Indonesian Exotic Leaf   Projected Speed: Moderate (Balanced) ..

$14.00

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Indo Super Red (Happy Hippo II)

Try our Original Super Red Indonesian strain! Super Indonesian Red Leaf (Happy Hippo II..

$14.00

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Green (Hyper Hippo)

  Hyper Hippo - Happy Hippo's Most Popular Strain!   Exotic Vibrant Leaf from Ind..

$17.00

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Sumatra Red (Magic Hippo)

Magic (The Famous Magical) Hippo Red Sumatra! Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy) *** Our H..

$17.00

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sumatra Yellow (Sleepy Hippo)

Sleepy Hippo (Deep Jungle Yellow Sumatra) Projected Speed: Slow (Relaxing/Happy)   Ten..

$14.00

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

Sumatra Green (Pleasant Green Hippo)

June 24: Restocked, limited KG sizes available...Pleasant Green Hippo (Sumatra Green) Consider ..

$12.00

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Horned Super Red (Smiley Horned Hippo)

Smiley Red Horned Hippo (Horned Super Red)   Projected Speed: Very Slow (Relaxing/Happy) ..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Gold (Sunshine Hippo)

  Sunshine Hippo (Elite Maeng Da Gold)   Good morning Sunshine! Puddles' Deep ..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite White (Rockstar Hippo)

  June 5 11:10am - Rockstar has arrived! Rockstar Hippo! (2nd Most Popular Leaf!) (Eli..

$15.00

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

Maeng Da Elite Red (Red Hot Hippo)

May 26: Low inventory, but some added... (4oz + few KGs) Elite Maeng Da Red - Red Hot Exotic Leaf..

$15.00

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

Malaysian Elite Red (Fire Hippo)

FIRE HIPPO (Elite [Fire] Red Malaysian Leaf)   This one is good. Real good.   ..

$14.00

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

Malaysian Superior Diamond (Thunder Hippo)

July 17th: RARE THUNDER HIPPO 40-70% OFF 1 & 4oz Sale!!!! Thunder Hippo Kratom Kilos a..

$10.00

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Bali Elite Green (Top-Shelf Bali)

Happy Hippo's "Top Shelf Bali" "The BEST Non-Generic Bali on Planet Earth" Hippo's high-end ve..

$14.00

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

Superior White Hulu (Hulu Hippo)

July 9: Hulu Hippo is Back!* July 2019 batch: Very Slow, Happy"Hulu Kapuas" [Less Common White Leaf]..

$14.00

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Borneo Super White (Ghost Hippo)

Woooo it's.... Friendly Ghost Hippo! Borneo Super White Projected speed: Moderate-Fast Idea..

$14.00

Pink Happy Hippo Shirt

Pink Happy Hippo Shirt

Only Medium size remains (Medium fits Medium/Small Sizes). $10.It's a nice shirt, not el cheapo mate..

$10.00

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

Bali Elite Red (Red Dragon Bali)

June 13: New batch is up! Woo! Thank you for your patience. <3  Try this relaxing, smooth..

$14.00

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

Horned Super White (White Horned Rhino)

June 19 - White Rhino Back After 2 Months!We will have a consistent supply of our WHR starting in Ju..

$14.00

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

Himalaya Shilajit (Premium Shilajit)

* Your container of Shilajit may not appear filled to the top but WILL contain 10 or 50 grams o..

$15.00

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Common Rural Maeng Da (Common Green Maeng Da)

Green Maeng Da from the Little Rural Farm! [READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW]   Green..

$9.00

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

Viet Golden (Wild Yellow Hippo)

Viet Golden aka Wild Yellow HippoTry the Golden Viet Leaf, the best Viet leaf of the bunch!Fast(er) ..

$14.00

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

Common Bali (Common Country Bali)

Green Bali from the Little Rural Farm! [READ REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS BELOW] "Country" Bali via ..

$9.00

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

Hyper Hippo Capsules (500 mg, 50 Capsules)

June 19: Final Bottles of remaining Hyper Batch... * We will have 6 Hippo Strains available in Ca..

$20.00

Thai Elite Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

Thai Elite Green Vein (Atomic Green Hippo)

June 4: Boom! Restored full stock.A High-Quality Green Thai, Fast but Balanced (No Jitterbugs!)Atomi..

$14.00

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

Horny Hippo Capsules (Libido & Sexual Health Formula)

HORNY HIPPO (Advanced Libido & Sexual Health Formula - For Men & Women)"Horny Hippo" was a y..

$25.00

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Fiji Islands Kava Juice Extract (Instant Kava Juice 30% Extract Raw Powder)

Instant Fiji Kava Juice Extract 30%!The Fiji Kava less expensive, but not as strong as the Legendary..

$15.00

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

Kanna (Rough-Cut Kanna)

Try Kanna! 20% Off for a Limited TimeSize - 1oz (20-40 servings)June 19: Fully loaded with a new bat..

$16.00

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Bali Elite Golden (Royal Golden Bali)

Royal Golden Bali Hippo:  A very very smooth Bali, soft powder. Not grainy like yucky gen..

$14.00

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

Akuamma 20x Extract Mitra-Alternative (Super Akuamma 20x)

TRY AKUAMMA (MITRA-ALTERNATIVE) @ 20% Off!June 13: Super Akuamma Back in Stock! (Finally)Raw Akuamma..

$20.00

Happy Hippo Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

Happy Hippo Hemp CBD Oil (CBD Hemp Oil 100% THC FREE)

June 2019: 15% OFF Happy Hippo CBD Hemp OilReal CBD is expensive, we are trying to get customers to ..

$30.00

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Sundanese Yellow (Mellow Yellow Hippo)

Mellow Yellow Hippo (Yellow Sundanese)! Projected Speed: Relaxing/Happy   Happy Hippo ..

$14.00

Indo Super White (Roadrunner Hippo)

Indo Super White (Roadrunner Hippo)

Roadrunner Hippo (Indo Super White) Front-runner for #1 New Leaf of 2019 Moderate, Clear-Heade..

$17.00

Bentuangie Chocolate (Cozy Chocolate Hippo)

Bentuangie Chocolate (Cozy Chocolate Hippo)

New! Cozy Chocolate Hippo Try Hippo's version of this relaxing slow Leaf!! Cozy Chocolate Hipp..

$14.00

Thai Red Vein Elite (Dynamite Hippo)

Thai Red Vein Elite (Dynamite Hippo)

It's Dy-no-mite! New! Dynamite Hippo (Elite Red Vein Thai)! Projected Speed: Productive/Vibran..

$15.00