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Small Batch, Limited Edition Kratom Blend
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Our newest seasonal blend, Cherry Blossom Hippo, is a 50/50 combination of fan-favorite Magic Hippo (Red Sumatra) and White Horned Rhino (White Horn).
These two Slow strains create a super relaxing blend that targets physical discomfort and improves mood. The best way to describe the resonation would be "comfortable and carefree".Â
Try this if you need to quickly flip around a bad day because it has a remarkably positive effect on your overall mindset. With a calm and tranquil mind, you can easily bask in the joy of simple existence and focus on what truly matters.
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"I tried my usual 1g of the Cherry Blossom Blend. This blend provides a very Happy, Relaxed mind and body without being so relaxing that you can't still get things done. It is that kind of Relaxed day that you just kind of whistle as you go about your day doing all the things. I really do feel like I am walking through the park watching the flowers bloom."
-Jamie Hippo | Customer Happiness & Experience Manager
Kratom Capsule Details:
- ½ gram (500 mg) of kratom powder per capsule
- Vegetarian capsule casing â no gelatin!
- Derived from the same kratom leaf as Cherry Blossom Hippo fine powder
Capsule to Powder Conversions:
To calculate your kratom capsule âsweet spotâ, use this simple formula:
- 1 capsule = ½ gram (½ scoop) kratom powder
- 2 capsules = 1 gram (1 scoop) kratom powder
What Are Fast, Slow, & Moderate Speeds?
- Fast = Energy/Motivation
- Moderate = Balance of Fast and Slow
- Slow = Relaxation/Comfort
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
- Return Anything You Don't Like
- Silly Fast Shipping
- Customer Service that actually uses Kratom daily and can help
Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Discomfort Relief
Associated with relief from physical discomfort. This strain is rumored to be one of the best for aches and soreness.
Relaxed Body
Associated with feelings of comfort and deep relaxation, perfect for winding down after a long day, is great for relaxation.
Happy Mind
Associated with feelings of mental clarity, enthusiasm and happiness. Perfect for initiating that flow state for any big project.