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Small Batch, In-House Kratom Blend
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"Rainbow Maeng Da" is our version of "Trainwreck" Kratom - which refers to a robust mix of several different Kratom strains.
This blend incorporates all 4 of our MAENG DA strains in different vein colors, including our 3 MOST POPULAR Fast strains!
"Maeng Da" Kratom is well-known as a top-quality, potent Leaf most commonly used to boost Energy and Endurance. This mix is strong, energizing, and really really FAST!
(Do not take it before bedtime. Lol)
Rainbow Maeng Da Hippo is an equal combination of:
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Hyper Hippo (Green Maeng Da)
- Red Hot Hippo (Red Maeng Da)
- Rockstar Hippo (White Maeng Da)
- Sunshine Hippo (Yellow Maeng Da)
In-House Hippo Feedback:
"Wow - this is SUPER FAST and fun!
It made me feel both physically and mentally motivated for a few hours. I also noticed a gentle uplift in my mood which put me in the perfect mindset to accomplish an incredible workout at the gym!! Definitely recommend using this as a pre-workout."
- Alorah Hippo | Email Marketing & Content Specialist
KEEP IT FRESH
Happy Hippo provides your fresh batch of Mitragyna Speciosa in a convenient USDA-compliant resealable food-grade pouch.
- Return Anything You Don't Like
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Happy Hippo Kratom is harvested from mature, alkaloid-rich, pesticide-free Mitragyna Speciosa trees in small batches.
Our products are 100% unadulterated botanical specimens.
Every Kratom batch is:
- Pre-sterilized at 170 degrees to kill pathogens and maintain alkaloid profile.
- Independently 3rd party lab tested.
- Free from additives and inferior botanical fillers.
Your happiness is 100% guaranteed! Not happy? We will fix it.
- We ship all orders within 1-3 business days!
- Free FedEx 2-Day shipping on orders over $100!
- Free FedEx Next-Day shipping on orders over $200!
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
- We do not sell any products with medical claims.
- Not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women.
- Not intended for use by anyone with medical conditions.
- Do not combine with alcohol or any prescription medications.
- Not for sale to anyone under 21 years of age.
Kratom may have addictive properties that can cause dependency issues. Please speak to a physician before using Kratom or any botanical compound.
These statements have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. The FDA has not approved Kratom as a dietary supplement. See "Terms of Use" section for more information.
Kratom Effects
Workout Boost
Offers clean energy to promote physical activity and motivation. Great for helping you power through your next workout.
Super Energy
This strain has a reputation for stimulating motivation, enthusiasm, and clean energy that helps tackle any project!
Joyful Spirit
Most users report feelings of contentment and joy when taking this strain, and it's considered among the best for happiness.